Disclaimer: i have no fucking idea what im doing

Josephine. 27. she/they bisexual. nonbinary. what am i? @pheen13

[zoombeanies]

Everything is temporary 🫠

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[quasi-normalcy]

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

[viridianmasquerade]

[archivalcamel]

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

[idontunderstandjelly]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

[nessa007]

yikes

[silver-tongues-blog]

[homunculus-argument]

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[ashstfu]

perpetually longing for more in life but trapped by the fear of change

[mrv3000]

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together

[zoombeanies]

@maniccryptiddreamgirl

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[kosmogrl]

sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad

[oe6]

[artisticallygay]

Where did you get your ears pierced?

Tattoo shop

Walmart

Claire's

At home

Other (Put in tags)

I don't have my ears pierced (See Results)

Voting ended onAug 27, 2023

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

[greelin]

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

[tchotchkesandwhatnot]

Favorite computer game from childhood: middle to elder millennial edition

The Oregon Trail

Zoombinies

Carmen Sandiego

Roller Coaster Tycoon

The Amazon Trail

Any of the Sims before THE Sims

Catz

Something else you will put in the tags that will unlock a key memory for me

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023