Zorn's Llama

(29) mathematical neuroscientist in training. peaked the day terry tao answered my mathoverflow question

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

we're at the stage of the exponential where Anthropic employees randomly tweet out counterexamples to famous conjectures

[raginrayguns]

plaintext code

[argumate]

I'm going to have to learn more famous conjectures before they vanish

[targetedknowledge]

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[abigailspinach]

[k-simplex]

Noticing my shoes hurt and, because I'm a systemspilled analytical thinker, immediately thinking "Who benefits?"

[segamascott]

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[i-am-the-oyster]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[catilinas]

mike’s hard problem of consciousness

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[fuck-customers]

[leviathan-supersystem]

everything socialist countries have been accused of, capitalist countries are actually doing.