fanfics & other stupid things

mari. 29. she/they & ella/elle. latine. audhd & depression & gad. asoiaf & mcu & dc. am proshipper, die mad about it.

[zyanyamariposa]

brienne pegging the stupid out of jaime is both my sexuality and my aesthetic 

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[amygdalae]

he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry

[ixtaek]

[longseasons]

[arguablysomaya]

Jason Todd You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Thighs Are Too Thick. They’ll Kill You Again

[cerastes]

A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer

[cerastes]

stop reblogging this

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

[mndvx]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (July 26 2024)

[yellowwwcrayon]

SHOTS FIRED. MY POOR EXPIRED AVOCADO.

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[frownyalfred]

[frownyalfred]

"Bruce trains so he can always pick up his kids" nah. Bruce trains so that he can throw his kids. sending a 225 lb missile of muscle at his enemies is much more useful than being able to cuddle them, send tweet

[chamthepeng]

In my humble opinion

[franzkafkagf]

rhaegar's angels

[sansawargs]

[bisexualwolverines]

thats so fucking cute im crying

Batman: The Detective #4

[arttuff]

they are PROFESSIONALS!!! of course theyve never had batnaps at the batcomputer!

[ryna-art]

Elia Martell