[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[opafginger]

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

My dog keeps trying to bite her tail but when I try to help her like this she's like what... the hell are you doing?

[samdunn]

Boo!

[everythingfox]

This giraffe… looks different

[everythingfox]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[20th-centuryghost]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[amyygdalaaa]

omg you do not understand how rare it is to see queer desi weddings this is beautiful

[starshard17]

@sanderdarksides

Just felt like you'd appreciate this ...

[darksides-dutchess]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you so much for tagging me in this!! I am so happy looking at this!!!! <3!!!

[syrva]

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

[titkoks]

[funny-tik-toks]

[aquilacalvitium]

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

[jklinesblog-deactivated20220719]

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[ilikeit-art]

[petermorwood]

If the movie “Coraline” had a musical intermission, it would look like this.

[woodland-path-deactivated202210]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

[autisticandwinning]

me: yeah seems reasonable

me: oh wait its a dream

me: but its so realistic

[miggylol]

#to be fair this site has had at least 2 major bone related scandals

[thundergrace]

These two crack me up every time! I don't know what kind of training even goes into being a news anchor but I feel like the bulk of it is nailing the 'anchor voice' 😂😂😂

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