Mayday

Your archon-classed delirious friend

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[dumbthinmint]

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

[viostormcaller]

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

[isa-ghost]

Unfocused Cereal

[everyone-loves-purple]

sensitive rice

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Migraine Grits

[snarklordofthesith]

Distraction Donut.

[jadelyn]

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

[moniquill]

Panic Cheese

[elodieunderglass]

Dread Tiffin

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Despair Mint

[thelawfulchaotic]

Insomnia Lucky Charm

[syinthome-kaleidoscope]

Deterritorialization Strawberry

[barely-an-artist]

Lethargy sandwich

[randomfruit666]

Constant Stress Salmon

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Anxiety Iced Tea

[consumerofshorthomies]

Anxious Apple Juice goes hard

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

[theboredvoid]

Mood Swings Red Bull

[starving-little-orphan-boy]

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

[counting-horses]

This post contains 52 horses (84.9% of the post)

🐎 @hthrrloooo

Catastrophize Benedictine

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🐴 @dumbthinmint

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

🍎 @viostormcaller

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

♞ @isa-ghost

Unfocused Cereal

𓃗 @everyone-loves-purple

sensitive rice

♞ @andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Migraine Grits

🐎 @snarklordofthesith

Distraction Donut.

🥕 @jadelyn

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

🎠 @moniquill

Panic Cheese

🥕 @elodieunderglass

Dread Tiffin

🦄 @spaceshipoftheseus

Despair Mint

🦄 @thelawfulchaotic

Insomnia Lucky Charm

🎠 @syinthome-kaleidoscope

Deterritorialization Strawberry

🦄 @barely-an-artist

Lethargy sandwich

🥕 @randomfruit666

Constant Stress Salmon

🎠 @cedar-is-a-nerd

Anxiety Iced Tea

🥕 @consumerofshorthomies

Anxious Apple Juice goes hard

or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part

♞ @theboredvoid

Mood Swings Red Bull

♞ @starving-little-orphan-boy

@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[elodieunderglass]

Aww Tiffin is a grandchild of the Tetrarch, that’s cute!

[0mayday0]

Postural orthostatic tachycardia burger

[happyyhippo]

I don't know how to be

[0mayday0]

I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet - Will Wood

[therapatical]

there is a perpetual grief and mourning involved in being despised for that which you cannot control

[this-is-trans-joy]

delightful things happening on the dash

[0mayday0]

[0mayday0]

At my data entry job, and I find out there's a French football player called "Just Fontaine". It couldn't POSSIBLY be JUST Fontaine, right? There's gotta be more to it than just Fontaine. What else is there othr than Fontaine??? I need answers

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

It’s DE Fontaine. You forgot the De.

[0mayday0]

I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE SOMETHING MORE

[swordshapedleaves]

Thanks @pensivespecter for tagging me in this ask game! Answer the questions and tag nine however many people you want to get to know better!

Currently Reading: I've spent all day reading adult urban fantasy webcomic Familiar by Soushiyo. I'm also in the middle of the third Apothecary Diaries light novel as an actual paper book, which I've mostly been reading right before bed to limit screen time.

Last Series Watched: My anilist has all the anime I'm currently watching right now and other than that, the only non-anime I've been watching lately is Lower Decks with my niece.

Last Film Watched: Revolutionary Girl Utena: Adolescence of Utena Finished the series with a couple friends recently an wee watched the movie together yesterday. I did not realize going in just how heavy that series got but I really enjoyed it. The film before that was To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar and that was less heavy than I expected and also a ton of fun.

Last Song Listened To: Sonare by TOMOO, which was the op for last season's Journal With Witch.

Currently Working On: not much! I need to get back to my writing now I'm feeling better after the medical trials of a couple weeks ago

Salty or Sweet: I don't like things that are too sweet or too salty! I guess I like balanced flavors? I like my sweets to have salty and bitter and sour notes too, like caramel or chocolate or fruit. I like my savory foods to have complex flavors too.

Coffee or Tea: Tea 100% I have so much tea it's a problem! I love tea! I love making my own masala chai, doing a session of chinese style gongfu cha, having some fruity cold-steep over ice in the summer, or boba tea from a shop, but I also love my daily morning cups I share with my partner of whatever tea we're in the mood for.

(also J I am listening to RATATATA because of you and it's a ton of fun!)

Gonna tag some of my newest followers and mutuals here @kitteneyejo @ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis @sky-on-blog @bee-inabonnet @umeneko @curioptimist @0mayday0 @bigtiddygothhubby

[0mayday0]

Currently Reading: I should be shamed for not grabbing a book in years I think

Last Series Watched: Black Mirror, been rewatching the earlier seasons, not a fan of the newer ones

Last Film Watched: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a banger but arguably problematic

Last Song Listened To: That's Enough, Let's Get You Home - Will Wood, doesn't fail to make me cry

Currently Working On: Not now, but I worked on a Python project recently, a webcrawler for the Binding of Isaac wiki, I coded it so I could query the wiki from my local machine without having to visit the website, it was pretty fun to do that

Salty or Sweet: Salty, mmmmolives

Coffee or Tea: Coffee, I find that stimulants like caffeine and certain cannabinoids really help my ADHD

I don't really have moots to tag teehee

[0mayday0]

I will never be okay again

[0mayday0]

REALLY cool spider at my sister's place

[pukicho]

It's cool and fun to make 3D art

[0mayday0]

Have you considered 4D art?

[pukicho]

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

[0mayday0]

Pinneal. It doesn't make venom but it will make you trip balls

[0mayday0]

It's night. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. I collapse in bed and stare at the wall. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. The neighbors are being loud again. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. I have to work tomorrow. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. I don't fall through the floor only because there's a mattress in between. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. But I sink into the mattress and start to drown. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. It won't let me sleep but I'm not awake either. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body. I need respite. I can feel gravity pulling on every atom of my body.

[0mayday0]

I wish I were crying tears of joy in her arms instead of tears of pain for how far away we live from each other

[roycohn]

quickly, think of a vine!!! ok, was it...

this bitch empty....YEET

look at alllllllll these chickens

i said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe

road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane TORTILLA

back at it at the krispy kreme

FRE SHA VOCADO

and they were ROOMMATES

I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

another (put in tags!!!)

Voting ended onApr 9

[0mayday0]

A cigarette and a niche minecraft ARG being narrated by some random dude I found online

[0mayday0]

Tumblr is having the same bot problem tf2 had with the difference that @changes doesn't give a fuck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

recently I've been enjoying adding "not in a sexual way, obviously" to sentences which previously would have been quite difficult to interpret in a sexual way

[0mayday0]

When I was a kid, I had sleep paralysis, and the face I saw was exactly the one you have as pfp, the coin eater fucker, it always creeped me tf out and it even came to haunt me in my nightmares

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[0mayday0]

Guess I'm crashing planes