Pheonix

Rae | 24 | any pronouns

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Anyways, once again, thank you for coming! -Cassius

[0pheonix0]

Good person to go to for commissions if anyone's interested. This is a dragon age oc they drew for me for reference.

[tobiosty]

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[bvbblebeam]

happy pride everyone

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[wyllravengards]

A she-wolf who reigned the Amaranthine sea.

Quick Bela painting. pls reblog if you like it I spent all day painting this <3

[teathattast]

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-talks-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

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COMMISSION PRICES

Hello all! It's your Sea Dragon host back with our commission prices!

COMMISSION PRICES

Sketch (no lineart/colour):

Bust (Shoulders up) - $10

Half-Body (Waist up) - $15

Full-Body (Self-explanatory) - $20

Chibi (Cute teeny) - $5

Sketch (w/colour):

Bust - $10 (w/colour palette)/$15 (w/o colour palette)

Half-Body - $15 (w/palette)/$20 (w/o palette)

Full-Body - $20 (w/palette)/$25 (w/o palette)

Chibi - $5 (w/palette)/$10 (w/o palette)

Lineart (B & W):

Bust - $15

Half-Body - $20

Full-Body - $25

Chibi - $10

Lineart (w/colour):

Bust - $15 (w/palette)/$20 (w/o palette)

Half-Body - $20 (w/palette)/$25 (w/o palette)

Full-Body - $25 (w/palette)/$30 (w/o palette)

Chibi - $10 (w/o palette)/$15 (w/o palette)

Full Colour (Lineart w/colour/shading/highlight):

Bust - $15 (w/palette)/$20 (w/o palette)

Half-Body - $25 (w/palette)/$30 (w/o pallete)

Full-Body - $40 (w/palette)/$45 (w/o palette)

Chibi - $10 (w/palette)/$15 (w/o palette)

Additional Pricing:

Shading/Highlights (on sketch) - +$15

Flat Colour BG(Background) - +$5

Detailed/Full BG - +$20

Additional Character(s) - +$15 (for each)

Complex Pose (w/ref) - +$10

Complex Pose (w/o ref) - +$15

Reference Sheet(s) - +$100

WILL DO AND WON'T DO

Will Do:

Anthro/Furry

Feral (4 leggeds (animals))

Humanoid/Human

Reference Sheets

Gore (Light)

Crackships

Fan art/Fan ocs

Original Characters

Won't Do:

Realism

NSFW (This is a SFW blog)

Questionable Stuff (i.e.: Pedophilia, Incest, Racism, etc)

Mechanical Stuff (Mech suits, machinery, etc)

Politics

Remember, all of my commissions are currently half priced due to my desperate need to earn money. And I am accepting donations on my Ko-fi (linked in my master post and here)

Preferred payment methods include:

Cashapp

Paypal

Chime

Anyways, once again, thank you for coming! -Cassius

[0pheonix0]

Good person to go to for commissions if anyone's interested. This is a dragon age oc they drew for me for reference.

[charlesoberonn]

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

[charlesoberonn]

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

[femboy-fever]

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

[wondermanaging]

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

[charlesoberonn]

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

[fuocogo]

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

This is just as wild with the context

[birdscreaming15-deactivated2020]

[charlesoberonn]

Some of my favorite moments in the series

[esoteric-merit]

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[horselovrrr]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

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[hannisconfused]

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[kitsunesakii]

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[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

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[apple-notplural]

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[vivitur-moritur]

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[spacecat24-7]

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[chub-froggy]

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[thatghostthateatspeople]

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[krowbreaker]

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[spid-the-spider]

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[annabelle--cane]

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[yellow-faerie]

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[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[loopofrosewood]

okay ill post a screenshot once im done playing but they do just flat out establish the vallaslin as a post-dales dalish clan exclusive practice in origins. lol. lmao even.

[loopofrosewood]

Sarel: But there were those of us who refused to abandon our ways. They emblazoned the symbols of the Creators upon their flesh and vowed to keep their ancient lore alive.

like i guess you could interpret this within "they already had vallaslin around" but i think we all know that's not what they meant by this. "vallaslin are slave markings" is literally a retcon!

[corker4]

Yep yep yep

[perplexingly]

I was overcame by a vision: Velanna + the Awakening crew as the protagonists of all Dragon Age games

(She speedruns everyone’s quests and then joins Solas [she finds him insufferable though])

[templepriest-motherfucker]

Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

[kelila-rivka]

My uncle was one of the top surgeons in the country. He was upper middle class definitely. When he got cancer, his insurance didn’t cover all the treatments he would need and after 5 years he drained his savings on cancer treatments (while still working most of that time) and eventually died because he couldn’t afford the expensive treatments that might have saved him.

If you are upper middle class and you get sick, it will likely bankrupt your family. It’s fucked.

[olddukeofficial]

For all of the idiots in the notes ^

[dancinbutterfly]

Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you're closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.

[uvradical]

A 6 figure income is a lot right? That’s say: 223,000 dollars a year Which is 112 dollars an hour. Most people would consider that upper middle class. That’s enough money to have a nice house, go on fun vacations. That’s slight more than the average doctor makes.

223,000 dollars is what Jeff Bezo makes in a minute

the well-off and the rich are not the same. 

[simonalkenmayer]

There was a wonderful study done about 15 years ago I think, that shows that people cannot accurately identify their income bracket. Most people who own a home think they are upper middle class when in fact they are closer to the poverty line. Even people living well below poverty often identify as middle class. The wealth gap is even worse now. I wonder if anyone actually knows their financial standing.

[fanfic-obsessed]

I think part of the problem is that we (the collective we, I am not signling anyone out) that we tie wealth to a specfic number. To be sure all of us have a differnt number but it tied to a concrete number. And with inflation and buying power always wiggling around really makes using a number as a benchmark diffcult.

This practice also lets people skirt around, or not consider, what, exactly is objectional about wealth that rises to the level of 'eat the rich'. Like people say billionaire because in today's money it is almost impossible to obtain 1 billion dollars without exploiting people. Not entirely impossible, becasue acts of extreme luck like winning the lottery, being an international pop star, or writing something that becomes a cutural icon (the 1 in 1 billion chances kind of things)

But really the issue is the exploiting people, which is behavior not tied to a specfic amount of money. Its just that, after a certain point, accumulating more money mostly requires you to be a exploitative POS.

Long story short, I feel like we might all be better off if we refocus 'eat the rich' into 'murder the exploitative'. It's not as catchy but feel more accurate.