in orbit.

[cottageaesthetic]

[ruinsmami]

2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: IT HAS HAPPENED

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*wears earplugs at night so my thoughts don't leak out my ears*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me waking up w/ a completely empty head* didn’t work

[0rb1ting-1]

This- this emplies liquid thoughts. Just drink them again in the morning.

[silima]

whatever force of god protected me from seeing the enormous amounts of reylo content that were apparently produced this year i am so grateful 🙏

[silima]

okay nevermind i want what this person got

[mademoisellebianx]

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[adulthoodisokay]

i haven’t seen this post in YEARS

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[headspace-hotel]

whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK

C- Does it have Creatures?

O- Does it Offend the church?

C-Is it Completely unhinged?

K- Does it Kick ass?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Not only is this good advice, it's a mnemonic I'll never fucking forget.

[darlincreations]

[opulentelephant-deactivated2016]

(via imgTumble)

[wowimreallyfuckingcold-deactiva]

PLEASE TUMBLR FRIENDS :3

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 1st of december, 2011.  

[joeyclaire]

mutuals be my tumblr bonfire date

[0rb1ting-1]

Only on tumblr i swear

[notkatniss]

this is the funniest YouTube comment under a pedro pascal interview I have ever seen

[whelvenwings]

Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?

[ginger-ale-official]

No person on earth will join tumblr in 2021 this is all we get

[medievalthymes]

you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me this didn’t happen last week

[marisatomay]

what is joe biden’s plan to keep me from flying too close to the sun every single day and melting my clown shoes

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[gltch-grl]

are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[iamnotheretoamuseyou]