You like jazz?

Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum

[polnareffsbigbazongas]

whenever i'm sad i just remember that so many people were adding Jotaro to the wikipedia list of marine biologists that they had to add a whole ass note to tell people to knock it off

like this is a real thing i cannot make it up

[pflugy17]

[jehovahhthickness]

LMAOOOO

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wellthatsjustamess]

[quantim]

[ghouloriented]

[party-werewolf]

[bombing]

the emoji movie was a spit in face of god himself. a brash display of mortal arrogance and hubris, a naïve outcry of self perceived independence from the powers that be. it was a testament to just how far we think we can go without any repercussions, how we believe ourselves so far above divine retribution that we can get away with anything now, untouchable until proven otherwise. and the fact that they wouldn’t let you jack off in the theaters during screenings was just insult to injury

[parakeet]

[parakeet]

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[ironpour]

[chrissongzzz]

[butchmcqueen]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof

[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

[deathanddeers-deactivated202108]

This made my pancreas hurt

[teathattast]

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

[yoshirox10]

Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder

[surprisebitch]

the fucking caption im screaming

[setheverman]

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing oasis - wonderwall

[spawkward]

me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes

me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[ozzyosborntodie]