@14cryingkayts - Tumblr Blog

nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone's dashboard

lakevida

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

trezvennik

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

lakevida

allrecipes.com

beemovieerotica

newathens

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

newathens

tlirsgender

Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

#since my mom finally moved out my dads been making an effort to talk to me more #its uncomfortable but i want to encourage him to get better

teratomat

efeceojota

miyoriia

average Seattle polycule living situation or something

kaseboy

fucking double decker couch

kidzbopdeathgrips

#ive been getting ready to move and things around seattle are like $2k for 500-600 square feet #the polycule needs all the space saving possible

homunculus-argument

Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.

#i was for sure my little brothers first hater #i was almost 3 when he was born #and they woke me up to tell me that i 'had a little brother now'#i was PISSED like dude i was NAPPING

wuntrum

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

squidsticks

King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

xenonsreturn

frogseyy

mutuals feel free to do this

mite75

I love this lil guy he looks so happy ;_;

vaspider

@seananmcguire

bunjywunjy

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

bunjywunjy

@ciaseeds PLEASE

jabberwockypie

koivulehma

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

mr-deep-downer

deathtokillian

For context she made a tiktok dancing to a country song and people were saying "I bet she doesn't even know how to start a tractor". So she started the tracker up and drove it.