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Mostly Magic: the Gathering, general nerdery also included

[15-underscores]

When its late and you're tired but not ready to sleep sleep so you are Consuming media until you have a little sleep for a bit and wake up but now you are Awake so you have to do something until your body catches up to the situation and sneak attacks you with a pillow full of rocks

[bidet-of-evil]

you have to give up one of these foods forever. pretending that all these can be sourced ethically, without harming the environment, animals, or people, and that you have no allergies or adverse health effects to any of them, which one goes?

eggs

potatoes

chocolate

cheese

garlic

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[bidet-of-evil]

those of you voting against eggs are dead to me

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

reblog to keep its power growing.

[mossy-covered-bones]

I’ve decided to conduct a survey! Please select one of the following results at random.

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog this so that I can get a bigger sample size, but DO NOT include anything in the tags about the results, as that could influence other responses

[beardedmrbean]

Gentlemen, enjoy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

[wakewithgiggli]

why do i never see the url?

[a-method-in-it]

No one reads urls on tumblr. Which actually works out well for the one-time-i-dreamt tumblr posts, I think, because just like the original person, we are not aware at first that we are inside the dream. And then at some point — usually towards the end when things have gotten weird enough that it’s clear this can’t resolve properly before the end of the post — we check the url and understand, much like a sleeper waking up. Once something goes up on one-time-i-dreamt it becomes a dream we all experience, together.

[bashircore]

This tweet has changed my life btw

[bashircore]

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[artbytesslyn]

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

[artbytesslyn]

[artbytesslyn]

choose your vibe

[15-underscores]

Add me on pokemonGo

9146 3161 3826

I work in a cluster of stops, someone please take these gifts

[catchymemes]

[markrosewater]

Over the last few sets, reading your blog I get the impression that quite a few people are upset about the set not matching the expectations they get from the story and trailers (such as certain characters not being represented on cards). Is this something you guys are looking into or is it an inherent flaw in the way you do things?

Making Magic is a giant venture that involves hundreds of people, many working on different time tables from one another. While we are always looking for ways to improve the system, the things people are complaining in this area are not easy to fix.

For example, it’s very difficult to have different but correlative creative endeavors happen simultaneously as each goes through many changes as it’s being done. As mechanics is the least flexible and requires the longest lead time, we have the design happen prior to the novel being written.

That means we can’t react to the story. It doesn’t exist when we’re doing our work. Yes, we roughly flesh out major characters and key plot points, but much of the nuance can’t happen until the actual writing occurs.

We’ll continue to try and improve things. I just want you to understand that it’s not something we can just snap our fingers and make happen. I understand that it upsets people. Trust me, I’m the one players most often complain to. The recognition of this though doesn’t make the change any easier. This is just me being blunt honest with all of you.

[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #2128

[suppermariobroth]

Mario interacting with Monopoly mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags in a commercial for Monopoly Gamer Mario Edition.

[thejonymyster]

mario ruins assassination attempt

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

super mario class traitor for nintendo snitch

[15-underscores]

Mario is romantically linked to the Mushroom Kingdom royal family, he wears the trappings of the proletariat as mere propaganda

[w-e-i-r-d-f-o-o-d]

This one might not look weird, but it’s a Scottish soda that tastes like iron, although apparently the kind you get in Scotland is different from what you can get in the US because the orange dye is illegal over here.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: IRN BRU, the iron soda; when served cold, grants +2 against Fey

[15-underscores]

tastes like ferric citrate, sugar and quinine

[memesandlaughs]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[iimpkid-moved-deactivated202005]

if god made us in his image, then god is jon arbuckle

[15-underscores]

Jon Arbuckle is Cain