Not putting my real name here

She/her ☭

[1derlandr]

pretzel chain

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[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[1derlandr]

paracetamol

[1derlandr]

my pet peeve is when I see a title thing about a country or a person/character from said country that speaks a language with a different script and they use a letter from that script that looks kinda like one of the letters in the title so they replace it with that but said symbol/letter represents a different sound.

examples: Borдt for Borat (that would be pronounced bordt)

PythΔgorΔs (would be pronounced pythdgords)

Like bro it’s so easy to not do this but I see it everywhere

[pukicho]

Kinda in the mood for garbage-shit food that’ll kill me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[1derlandr]

What do you think is my native language?

[1derlandr]

Ceramics classes are crazy I just gave a person my number inscribed on a piece of clay because I didn’t have my phone

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Upon moving to a new city I noticed that people, if corrected or contradicted, would simply repeat "Callous. Callous. Callous." In a monotone voice, as a response. It was meant to mean that, "your correction is acknowledged, but I think it's stupid."

[1derlandr]

Every time I see your posts I read them before looking at the URL and am confused for 30 seconds

[1derlandr]

Built this in a day

[1derlandr]

fun fact

Shitty off brand dayquil is denser than, whatever shittier off brand nyquil I have I know this because I just ran out of my garbage nyquil so i put in my terrible dayquil until I hit 30mL and the nyquil floated.

I just drank it and I will be going to bed soon. Might update on results of what this has done to me if I remember and if there are consequences at all.

[1derlandr]

Nothing happened

[1derlandr]

two hours after I posted that I threw up but that may have been unrelated

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[1derlandr]

fun fact

Shitty off brand dayquil is denser than, whatever shittier off brand nyquil I have I know this because I just ran out of my garbage nyquil so i put in my terrible dayquil until I hit 30mL and the nyquil floated.

I just drank it and I will be going to bed soon. Might update on results of what this has done to me if I remember and if there are consequences at all.

[1derlandr]

Nothing happened

[enki2]

[1derlandr]

not only do I want to scream i must.

[1derlandr]

fun fact

Shitty off brand dayquil is denser than, whatever shittier off brand nyquil I have I know this because I just ran out of my garbage nyquil so i put in my terrible dayquil until I hit 30mL and the nyquil floated.

I just drank it and I will be going to bed soon. Might update on results of what this has done to me if I remember and if there are consequences at all.

[1derlandr]

cold

[1derlandr]

being a famous fiction author is crazy because you get paid a lot to play dolls with your OC’s. Like “ooh i made them kiss teehee” and everyone will applaud.