Thoughtseize You

Name is Daisy and I almost always go 2-1. Play Pioneer, EDH, Modern, Pauper.

[nature-travel-photography]

Swirling rivers and tropical fjords in Phang Nga Bay, Thailand (1600x1536)[OC] - Author: cryptodesign on Reddit

[big-phyrexia-fan]

gordon ramsey: this porkchop is fucking dry! and dont tell me-

the door he opens leads to a humid, biomechanical landscape. mechanical insects scurry about constructing and reconstructing oily, shimmering metal flowers. a warm shower of grease and oil caresses his face as his nose is assaulted with the smell of festering rot and acrid chemicals

gordon: fuck me, they’ve unsealed the gateway to phyrexia. this place is going under

[raydillust]

BNUY

[jacebeleren]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Brother i hate to break it to you but this was never obligatory in any way

[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #2680

[jack-os-5d]

[latticejaysmith]

what if we got assimilated into an alien hivemind together? no jk jk... lest? no no, i jest... lest?

[nekogirltail]

Favorite Shard of Alara

Bant

Esper

Grixis

Jund

Naya

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

[commandtower-solring-go]

The new Team-Up cards in March of the Machine really are just the most cards possible in their respective colour combinations. Like

What do Orzhov players want more than anything else? To make suffer, and benefit from the suffering of, your opponent

What do Selesnya players want? Hardcore tall, and hardcore wide board states, with no in between.

What do Abzan players want? Hard to deal with creatures, and Creature and land synergies.

What do Golgari players want?

S T R A I G H T F U C K I N G

JUICE

[imsoglitter]

Hey girl how permeable that membrane? 😏

[xantchaslegacy]

[fierceawakening]

I just read a post that was all

"people who like Phyrexia are rooting for the cult, that's creepy"

and... my guy are you sure you're not making up a guy to be mad at? cos there could be different fandom ecosystems i'm not in but the Phyrexia stans i know are all

"Man, WotC really screwed the pooch with these stories. Urabrask is supposed to be stockpiling Halo and leading a rebellion! Where are the 2/2 red Phyrexian rebel tokens? Ixhel is lovely but come. ON."

and

"so they've just forgotten about

and

and Xantcha and Belbe"

Don't get me wrong--I always have and still do think it's okay to identify with the villains full stop, too.

So I'm not going to be alarmed at someone going "^ǩaπa-š’iimashaǩ. :-)" either really. People are allowed to think villains are sexy. They're written to be!

But I also think some people are missing where a lot of us who identify strongly with Phyrexia are coming from.

It's the transhumanism/body modification, not the cult.

It's the feeling like a monster for having or wanting a modified body, especially one that doesn't fit social norms, not the inflicting modification on nonconsenting people.

It's having been in a cult or other high control group, and struggling with the tension between wanting to fit in and be accepted and lovebombed over and over and knowing something isn't right here.

[junedoggle]

I sure hope that anyone who finds fans of Phyrexia distasteful has also applied the same logic to fans of the Ravnican guilds, the majority of which are canonically oppressive monopolies that make the lives of ordinary Ravnicans worse.

I could be off here, but I'd bet that anyone who's into the transhumanism of Phyrexia has given it more thought than the average "I identify with X guild." Phyrexia is a very over the top kind of villain (seriously, what's up with all the TEETH), and I've had to reflect a lot on what about it is about it that speaks to me. It ranges from having a powerful, painless body and fearless mind to the more complex enjoyment of the tragedy that compleation represents for interpersonal connections.

And as you said, at the end of the day being a fan of villains is just okay in and of itself.

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

Constantly thinking about Girlboss Vraska and her Malewife Husband Jace and I'm <3. The theming. The poetry of staring death in the face and seeing love. I can't.

[bace-jeleren]

[toskarin]

magic players intimidate me but yugioh players scare me. that game’s like sitting down for a high speed version of book club where the objective is to fully understand the assigned reading before the other guy beats you in one turn. madness.

“the anime breaks the rules of the game!” okay but if it followed the rules of the game do you have any idea what it’d be like

[toskarin]

if the yugioh players find this post they’ll try to kill me by making me understand pendulum summoning

she’s a zombie, but absolutely

[missjenca]

Shitpostingkat’s tags are fucking hilarious and correct, and I’m showing all my blorbos.

[comicreliefmorlock]

@whats-amata-you

[chaoticneutralwife]

oozing black ichor btw. if u care.

[chaoticneutralwife]

yeah its getting everywhere. you should touch it

[darksteel-relic]

[bace-jeleren]

The new tumblr update that makes your checkmarks rainbow colors has a lot of you looking like you cost one blue and one green mana

[jacebeleren]

not me drawing a card and putting a land card from my hand onto the battlefield 😂😂

[stormtide-leviathan]

Most Fuckable Mtg Dragon

Nicol Bolas

Ugin

One of the other dominarian elders (write which one in the tags)

Niv Mizzet

Any of the dragonlords (write which one in the tags)

Any of the Strixhaven elders (nerd) (write which one in the tags)

The Ur-Dragon

Skithiryx

Jumpstart 2022 Rapacious Dragon

Other (write which one in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[tumblhurgoyf]

just look at that tum

[askkrenko]

Moonveil Dragon is literally one of the most beautiful creatures in the multiverse.

[sensitiveluigi]

On a similar note...

[askkrenko]

Honestly, Innistrad just has the sexiest dragons and it's not even close.

[bace-jeleren]

There is a certain beauty in romancing garruk. this knowledge that you are in the presence of one who was once and wild beast, and are still trusting him to treat you with care. Imagine going in for a kiss and seeing the tusks on the side of his helm, and knowing that a simple turn of the head could gore you,, and still kissing him anyways

Ooough... can you imagine, he has enough muscle to reduce you to a human jam if he wanted! The thrill of being held in those arms, or sitting between those thighs! Getting to feel all that muscle around you that was used to kill countless other people!! Being touched by those hands that could easily break you if he grabbed you with just enough force!!!!!!! The power dynamics in trusting a guy of that size, and with his murderous reputation, to not fucking break you with every caress is jhggffgghjjjjgdsrhjnfdfhbv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bace-jeleren]

THE HOTTEST PART OF THE DANGEROUS, WILD SEX IS THE MUTUAL CONSENT BETWEEN YOU AND THE FUCKED UP GUY WHO LIVES IN THE WOODS WHO CAN CRAZY MURDER YOU

[boyflesher-deactivated20230106]

im like if a dead body was alive

[xantchaslegacy]