lando norris is the Ultimate Shit Stirrer™
-> a series of landoisms (part. ii)
shit stirrer /ˈʃɪtstəːrə / noun.
a person who takes pleasure in causing trouble or discord.
because lando’s a little menace being the gremlin that he is
starting off strong, the menace doing menacing things to his buddy, max f | via max f twitch stream
“sup kit- hey, kitten. uwu”
“no. no no no no no. you’re 25 now mate, you don’t do that”
“you were- you were the one who told me to do it”
“i don’t know, you just- when we were at golf you just came up to me and just said, ‘hey kitten, uwu” *hand gestures 👉👈*
“i never did that in my life, mate”
“yes, you came- you said, ‘look what i learnt this week’”
thoughts on the max and george collision | barcelona gp 2025 post-race press conference
[interviewer asks about their thoughts on the max and george collision]
*oscar gestures for lando to answer first*
“oscar told me he had some interesting opinions on it sooo i’m going to pass straight over to him”
*exhales* “[being] teammates with you is so fun” *chuckles*
oscar gives his two cents on the matter | continued
“i don’t really get what happened there […] so i think i need a bit more context on what happened, but, you know, obviously it was not exactly a small touch…”
[lando, can we get your thoughts?]
“it’s not what he said earlier, but umm…”
gremlin causing more mischief in the media pen | barcelona gp 2025 post-race
[talking to george] “was that you and max together?”
“i can’t believe you turned into him like that. that was crazy”
[interviewer: well i have to ask you about that because we saw you guys watching it in the cool down room and you said you’ve done that in mario kart-]
“george shoulda got a penalty. it was clear”
lando trying to draw oscar into giving the team hub tour with him | f1tv mclaren hub tour at baku gp 2025
*spots a wild oscar hiding from the camera*
“do you want to join the tour?”
“i heard you say- didn’t you say you wanted to give them all a tour earlier?”
“no, you misheard me. it was ‘i think lando should do the tour’”
lando starting rumours !! oscar come and defend yourself !! | f1tv driver’s room tour at baku gp 2025
[insert impromptu tour of oscar’s room across the hall]
“he doesn’t- he forgets to flush the toilet sometimes”
[okay, i’m glad you’ve said that]
[just as tidy as yours, mate]
“uh- it’s a bit tidier than mine”
[not as much artwork though]
“no, he doesn’t care about his fans quite as much as i do”
lando ‘master deflector’ norris | monaco gp 2025 post-quali press conference
[with the two mandatory pitstops, will you be ready to sacrifice yourself to help your teammate win?]
“uhh… how much are you gonna pay me?” *chuckles*
“charles just told me he would help lewis get the win”
