it's $2

joshua + he/him + adult + trans man

[ecnmatic]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022) A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart - 1x5 dir. Levan Akin.

[hapireads-deactivated20251227]

just a couple of silly goofy guys

[damazcuz]

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

[steampoweredwerehog]

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[mosscaller]

[freakoutgirl]

girlrot girldecay girldecompose girldeteriorate girlperish

[memewhore]

[thesparrow1996]

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

[thesparrow1996]

every single person in the notes of this post who for the past year has felt the need to correct me on calling them lasers as if i would know about the amnesiac orphanage surgery conducted by nathaniel essex but not the fact that they’re actually “concussive force blasts”

[cryptotheism]

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

[howieduet]

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

[cryptotheism]

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

[ayellowbirds]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

Did you just know this

[honeypleasejustkillme]

you’re so silly, let’s get you to the psychiatrist

[lonestatus]

bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

[cunt-inent]

^ wet phone mentality

[unwanted-animal]

Louis de Pointe du Lac - Being Ethereally Beautiful

[gunnarstahl]

They got more facial hair

[onyxhasmoved]

You can bend over backwards trying not to be one of “those” cringey queers who wears pride everywhere and goes by arson and has they/it/fluff/pixel/boo pronouns on a catgender pin they wear everywhere and suppress everything “extra” unlikable about your identity and pass as a “normal” cishet and mock everyone who dyes their hair for pride and wears rainbow nail polish and guess what? Conservatives will still want you dead. There is no appeasing them. Stand by your community. Maybe you’ll find that arson (they/it/fluff/pixel/boo) is going to be the best goddamn person to have in your corner when the republicans you’ve given up your life to placate inevitably turn on you and try to sentence you to death because any amount of queer is too damn queer. Maybe you’ll find that we are a community for a reason. We’re all equally degenerate in the eyes in conservatives and equally worthy of joy and life in the eyes of the “weird” queer community you shun.

[foxoftheasterisk]

I've only known arson for two minutes but if anything happened to fluff i would kill everyone in this website and then myself

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[aethericfist]

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

[evilwizard]

i know i made the original post but come on man

[svetoshumovaya]