2Fireclaw2000

Just a person who does person things. There is nothing down here except my good taste in fine colors..

[elicitsins]

[grinnersmiler]

Idk greens kinda sus

[eyebaus]

oh yeah I drew this

[h0stile-exe]

I wonder what’s happening to the mini crewmates when you get voted out

[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[slowspinningredemption]

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

article tells me there are, in fact, separate candy desks for republican and democrat senators. the republican candy desk, which is the better-known one, is operated by a singular sugar daddy, while democrats can contribute to a candy fund in order to partake of their side’s hoard

@ us senate yall really run a country like this????

[ichaserabbits]

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

[alterboyx]

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

[blogwizard]

in times like these people say things like “we need to throw it all out and start over” which is absolutely true but we also need to divest of all this whimsical shit in its entirety. if I saw, with my eyeballs, a congressperson like, vote against raising minimum wage or whatever and then take a handful of literal candy from a communal candy desk and then hop on the Magical Senator Train to Clown Town I would be in prison for murder.

[sandflakedraws]

The man turned and offered a small smile, like Shishou never did. 

Read here!

Happy birthday, Chrissy. And a biiig thank you to you and @kikaiz for makin this crazy story. i’m love it very much.

[teathattast]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish the electoral college.

[fuckyeahasexual]

NationalPopularVote.Com

[ruffboi-mags]

Someone I generally respect said something earlier this year about how if we don't have the electoral college, places like Kansas (where we live) won't have our voices heard.

But here's the thing: the presidency should not be about STATES being heard, it should be about THE AMERICAN PEOPLE being heard. Our "voice" is in Congress. Our voice has comparative weight in the house and equal weight in the Senate and that's how it should be.

The PRESIDENT should be chosen by the will of all Americans, with EACH VOTE CARRYING THE SAME WEIGHT.

No ifs. No ors. No buts.

[suselling]

oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

[wizardshark]

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

[yugi-not-found]

[heartheartheart15-deactivated20]

IT’S GETTING CLOSE TO THE END

[hungry-skeleton]

[meow-moment]

[lurker-lenore]

@emo-valkyrie pls explain please

[coinstar4cheese]

This is the last year undertale can take place

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@mothric-bry

[afanofalltrades]

[afanofalltrades]

[feliciteacup]

this is the dumbest thing i have ever made

[theshadedmaster]

We have to fill this story out

[the-quasar-hero]

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

[the-quasar-hero]

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

[slendahgirl]

Isn’t…isn’t this a jimmy neutron episode..

[miss-cigarettes]

원펀맨 AU.영능력자 사이타마. 귀신들린 아이 제노스 || 라소/Laso [@_lalaso] ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist (©). **Please, favorite/retweet/follow to support the artist** [Please do not repost, edit or remove credits]

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[ice-block]

With every update Minecraft becomes less lonely, we started on just endless plains of grass with nothing in sight and now there’s life everywhere

[deactivated-63636363829]

The quiet sadness is beginning to fade from this once desolate world. The bees are returning to the forests. You can hear the chirping of parrots in the jungles and the yipper of foxes scurrying through the trees. The villagers have rediscovered agriculture, smithery, and finer arts like brewing and tapestry. Some have even tamed llamas and begun to travel the world.

Once barren depths, the ocean floors are now full of life, from the coral reefs now growing in warm waters to the ships that have floated to surface, all brimming with cheerful dolphins, turtles, and all kinds of fish. Even the zombies seem to have found a home under the sea, where many have taken up fishing as a hobby.

So much beauty is returning to our world.

Because the words spoken so long ago are finally coming true without as they have always been within.

And the universe said I love you.

And the universe said you are love.

And the universe said you are stronger than you know.

And the universe said you will never be alone.

[richardsikenpdf-archive-deactiv]

[buzzfeed]

whyyyyyy

[amarshmallownamedo]

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

[adulthoodisokay]

yep that’s the one

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[catchymemes]

Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.

—

This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[catchymemes]

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

[cosmickeyframe]

Wholesome and badass

[ambris]

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

[varinjr]

Agreed