[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[memewhore]

[sxraphh]

“My Fair Lady” — 1964

[raysofthesun]

[mens-rights-activia]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[weaver-z]

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

[weaver-z]

Thank you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teal-deer]

Uhhh like to charge reblog to cast???

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

[zayelhawa]

me

[watchwithmati]

[toastbutteregg]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ishipitlikeups]

This is modern poetry

[ludaprilgate]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

Me with everything I make fun of

[astrobro]

I wanna get drunk w her I feel like she’s a party animal

[lesbx]

ppl on here: 🥵🥵oh hes so HOT god he could do anything he wants to me ❤😍💕💕🥵🥵😍😜🥵

the man:

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey reportedly once sent his beard shavings to Azealia Banks so the rapper could make him an amulet

[okayysophia]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]