2 Pervs and a Tablet

Trying to pay for College by drawing furry porn online.

[batreaux]

she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail  she’s cheer captain and i’m just a 

[elodieunderglass]

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

[gay-irl]

Gay🔝irl

[cydoniahype-deactivated20121117]

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

[animalwarriorchampion-blog]

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

[tjdrvdr]

someone should totally just stab caesar

[memecage]

ok Margaret

[slightlyinappropriate]

The only thing you need to know about Evo 2018 is the face of complete bewilderment of this Japanese player losing the Dragonball Fighterz finals to an American playing in full fursuit is objectively the funniest shit ever

[maggiekarp2]

“WELP”

[ridiculouscake]

35:14 if the time stamp don’t work

[switch-up-snowfox]

@foxyfandoms

[foxyfandoms]

I’m proud to live in a world where the Furry fandom has positive representation in the form of a fursuiter being a world champion in one of the worlds biggest gaming tournaments.  

[bizarrodf]

more details: go1 has sort of a rivalry with sonicfox, they’re played before

additionally, sonicfox was once just an injustice champion, then a mkx champ, and whiny nerds said ‘stupid gay furry, play a REAL fighting game instead of this netherrealm trash’

and now he’s a competitive level player of pretty much every fighting game and the world champ of DBFZ, meaning all of the haters gots to shut the fuck up

also lets not forget this iconic piece of advice

[sofire-almond]

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[tinderventure]

Not mine.. but damn.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Depends on who’s asking

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

[james-winston]

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[nothingbutmeme]

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

I want me some TROPIWE titties too!

[memewhore]

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[lewishaoki]

Crack a cold one with the boys - XXX edition

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[ramen-hamster]

When you tell him to go slow but he finally gets the tip in

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I’m choking

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

[mockwa]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Real Friends

[dulciscocos]

When you’re trying to go back to your problematic dick appointment that got you addicted to crack but your best friend stops you