Meme me up Scotty

hi there, welcome to the blog.

[2vexing]

"What'd you do for Halloween? "

Oh I cried bc my mom found a week old Facebook post i made about my nephews shitty biological mom made when my sister and I were fuming at her. One that my mom decided to take personal, because well.. when the shoe fucking fits, and thus sent me a 2 page message about how she tried and she feels bad and she's sorry she didn't show up to things and gas lit me about her "fucking up".

And

And

I fuckong told her the truth about its true origin but also told her it qas hard for me to feel bad and not bitter at her bc its been 6 years since I've seen her. She ignored most my calls for the first 3 to the point id call her around the holidays and my fiance(which she's never met) would have to be ready for the fall out bc she'd never respond.

And she said that she wants to fix things and I got frustrated bc I pointed out that she hasn't come seen us for 6 years and she lives a state away where as she saw my brother last year and he lives several states away. And she literally said "they invited me" ASIFWEDIDNT.

[2vexing]

Hi hello can I please get a sample of death please? I would like to not exist for a day or two.

[meliescribbles-deactivated20240]

Hey guys, here’s some more painted stuff! I made this one for a book-discord friend, the characters are from one of her fav books of the moment,  Rhapsodic (The Bargainer #1) by  Laura Thalassa. It wasn’t my cup of tea but I like making people happy + painting glowing skin was a nice exercise.

 I’m also trying out a new watermark, I want something that won’t be too fugly but that’ll stay visible since a lot of my stuff has been re-uploaded without permission or credit, sorry guys. :(

(Just as a headsup, the book is New Adult, not YA)

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25820414-rhapsodic

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

Andy: Why are you sleeping on the couch?

Nicky: Me and Nile had a fight.

Andy: ?? But what does that have to do with you and Joe?

Nicky: She took Joe away from me as punishment.

Andy: …It works that way?

Nicky: Apparently.

Nicky: Remember I said that I was happy those two are friends? I’m not anymore.

[luminarai]

present day joe, incurable romantic, biased & wearing the biggest rose-tinted glasses ever: when i first met nicolò, I was struck by the perfection of his form….. even though we were enemies, I couldn’t deny his raw beauty and ethereal grace…..

what nicky actually looked like:

[lisagarlandd]

[catchymemes]

[treeofcups]

Just for fun, here’s everything I think I know about Vox Machina:

Grog:

Insert God of War joke here

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, truckin’ and fuckin’ is all that I crave

The only straight person on the team…I think? I dunno.

Looks like he’s gonna chug some ale and then go fight some Romans

Vax:

The OG dead teammate

Something something Raven Queen

Vex’s twin brother

He’s bi! I don’t know a lot about him but I know he’s bi!

Looks like Ren Faire, but goth

Vex:

I can already tell that I’m going to have a terrible crush on this character, I just know it.

She stole a broom one time and it was bad apparently?

Vax’s twin sister.

She has a bear. Not a magic bear, just a bear. Sam Riegel has a rivalry with this fictional, non-magical bear.

Looks like Ren Faire, but sexy

(I’ve never been to a Ren Faire)

Percival de Yadda yadda de Something de ???? de Rolo:

He’s either a very dumb smart person or a very smart dumb person.

He’s in love with Vex, which seems reasonable.

The blue stripe in the bi flag that Taliesin has created with his characters.

He made a gun?? 

There are either vampires or demons or both involved somehow.

He looks like a side character in a novel about sea-faring adventurers from the mid-1800s who dies in the third chapter and is never brought up again.

Scanlan:

D&D bard.

Some variety of not-straight, or so I’ve heard.

Killed God.

Looks like he had to flee Italy in the 1500s after pissing off the entire Medici family.

Pike:

Grog is her best friend in the whole world.

I don’t know much about her, but it looks like she has kind of a mirror image aesthetic to Yasha– light instead of dark and so on.

…I really don’t know much about her, now that I think about it. Everyone seems to like her, though.

Looks like Practical Female Armor

Keyleth:

Something something Destiny.

Fell off of a mountain as a fish.

The only person in this group with a sense of Right and Wrong.

A sweet and gentle individual.

Looks like she modeled for the Lascaux cave paintings.

[treeofcups]

HEY EVERYONE, REMEMBER THIS?

[pagerunner-j]

This is 90% hilarious and 10% depressing (not OP’s fault), and I’ll tell you why: the “killed God” line. Because everyone in fandom made the Vecna battle so much about Scanlan and Vax angst that it’s like no one noticed or cared that Keyleth finished the job, and they handed all the credit to Scanlan instead. GIVE KEYLETH SOME FUCKING CREDIT ALREADY 2K20. End rant. Anyway, the rest of it: *chef’s kiss*

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

The best update.

[milqi]

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

[otherwindow]

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

[wedding-shemp]

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

[english-history-trip]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[moonsterm]

here have more

[karijote]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.

[fire-fira]

Here’s your reminder that the US doesn’t have an official language.

[marisatomay]

anyone heading back to school in the US to live on a college campus for the fall semester should uhhhhhhhhhhhh pack light and have a plan to get the hell out of dodge at a moment’s notice

[marisatomay]

this sounds jokey but i’m dead serious. if you plan on living on a college campus this fall please know that there is no amount of cleaning or “distancing” will keep COVID out of the school. these schools know that they are risking your life and the lives of their faculty by bringing people back on campus but they want your money more than they care if you live. 

think about how unventilated dorm rooms are. think about how you somehow have a cold for 4 months straight at school. think about how fast the flu moves through a dorm. think about how foolish people act at when they’re drunk with friends. all it takes is one get together where 5 people remove their masks to play kings cup and the whole school is fucked. 

you need a plan now. you need to pack light so you can leave quickly if necessary. you need to work out now how you will get home in the event that you need to be off campus immediately. if by some miracle you’re still there by october you can cross that bridge when you come to it. but you need to make a plan now.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write a famous author and ask for advice. Kurt Vonnegut was the only one to respond - and his response is magnificent: “Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, Batten, Maurer and Congiusta:

I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don’t make public appearances any more because I now resemble nothing so much as an iguana.

What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow.

Seriously! I mean starting right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you’re Count Dracula.

Here’s an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you if you don’t do it: Write a six line poem, about anything, but rhymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don’t tell anybody what you’re doing. Don’t show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK?

Tear it up into teeny-weeny pieces, and discard them into widely separated trash recepticals. You will find that you have already been gloriously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what’s inside you, and you have made your soul grow.

God bless you all!

Kurt Vonnegut

Nimbus Publishing and Vagrant Press Goose Lane Editions Breakwater Books Ltd. The Acorn Press Bouton d'or Acadie Canada Council for the Arts | Conseil des arts du Canada

[babyanimalgifs]

Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

(Source)

[elenilote]

Ok but the insane amount of trust she has on daddy catching her is winderful. Clearly they’ve done this a thousand times but yeah, she doesn’t hesitate for a second. Beautiful stuff

[imliterallynobody]

CHRONICLES OF IXIA

OKAY BUT EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS SERIES I JUST FINISHED SHADOW STUDY AND IM BROKEN…It’s so good please read it

[wizardlife]

Book Recommendation

Seriously guys, read the Chronicles of Ixia You like action? You like a strong female protagonist? You like mystery? You like magic? Then read these three books. I guarantee that they are worth it