Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Interview Vampire Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The Stonewall Inn
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almost home
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Game of Thrones Daily
The Bowery Presents
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
official daine visual archive
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Origami Around
shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ellievsbear
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@3-bats-in-shining-armor
hey girl are you a worm because
goddammit. i hit post too early
hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you
actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you
no it wouldn't that's nothing
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in
hey girl. fish
Official graveyard post
"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy
thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her
is there anyone willing to protect me? with a sword?
I have a sword, I can protect myself
but um. is anyone willing to protect me? with their sword 🥺 or you can borrow one of my swords, if you don't have one. and protect me?
love my pumpkin
scary my pumpkin
ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style
many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
sometimes a kitty will make a noises. sometimes a mrrp or meow, or if you're lucky ☝️ perhaps even a purr. this has been kibty nyews, more at naptime
