[juderuo]

Severus needed summer jobs too.

The season of applications, minimum wage, and garish uniforms. Severus joins the workforce for the summer and he is glad to get out of the house, even if he hates his coworkers.

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus listening to Lana del Rey. Living legend, tomorrow never came, Not all who wander are lost, black beauty, Million Dollar Man, dykttatuob, Dealer, video games, the other woman, hiadtfawlmth, born to die

[jackcryptid]

No thoughts. Head full of Snape w a cig.

He smokes and he got this habit from his father :D

[severussnapemylove]

Whenever I see the argument that "James saved Severus from The prank" as a defence for James, my blood goes cold. Same with Lily saying he should be grateful James saved him.

Your abuser stopped short of killing you, be grateful.

That is a disturbed mentality.

[lilithofpenandbook]

Snape is definitely that one person who just drops the most unhinged traumatic lore randomly in conversations as if they were normal things

Like one time he and Rolanda Hooch ended up making face ice baths to see who'd last longer and he won (no small feat because a picture Rolanda Hooch is under the dictionary definitions of competitive and stubborn) and he casually went "yeah, it was easy, my old man sometimes held me under water if there was enough rain in the buckets under the holes in the ceiling when he was mad at me" and everyone else was like "wait what the fuck did you just say??!" and he just. continued to ask what was for lunch

Or the time poppy Pomfrey got mad because he had burns on his hand and didn't bother telling her and he was like "it's nothing, my old man would sometimes stub his cigarettes out on me" and she just stared at him because what do you even say to that?!

Or when he refuses to go out if the others are planning to drink because "I've had my fill of dealing with pissed adults, I'm not risking a broken rib because one of you decided to throw a bottle at me" and they're like "h-how do you even think that, what the fuck happened to you?"

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus Snape with a pet Black Dragon lizard. (2nd largest lizard in the world)

^^not fully grown yet^^

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus: I just want you to know that I’ll be mean to potter if you want me to be

Lily: oh, no no, it’s fine Sev

Severus: it’s really no problem I was already planning on being mean to him

Lily: that’s okay I don’t want you to do that

Severus: (-_-)

[394halfbloodprince]

Remus: you’re so quiet

Severus: I wish you were too

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus Snape singing ‘My Way’ by Frank Sinatra. That’s it.

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus is terrified of toads and that’s why he hates Trevor.

[394halfbloodprince]

“Wya?”

Severus: my limit. I’m at my freakin limit.

[394halfbloodprince]

Now do we think Severus Snape is the type to buy everything because he grew up poor and now has money or do we think he never buys anything because he was poor?

[394halfbloodprince]

So what type of music do yall think Severus Snape is listening to? Both canon timeline and this one. I’m curious what you guys think

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus: life is so much easier when you’re nonchalant. Start chalanting and shit goes left

[394halfbloodprince]

*Snape gang drunk*

Mulciber *holding a whole bush*: we got you flowers!

Severus: …

Avery: you can put it on your bedside table!

Severus: guys, that’s a fkn bush

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus: if you’re a parent don’t leave your kids near me

Avery: …?!?!??

Bruce: …what?

Wilkes: …um

Severus: STOP! I meant like! I’m gonna teach them bad words! Not- shut up!

[394halfbloodprince]

8 year old Severus dressed up as Batman for Halloween. Then again when he was 9, then again when he was 10, then again when he was 11. Now as a 30+ year old adult he just does it daily. Do people know he wears a long black cape/robe because of Batman? No. But he knows and that’s all that matters.