batman or no man

meeee???? I'm not obsessed- YOU ARE

[polohasobsessions]

Dick: when you think of it-

Damian: NO

Jason: wait let him cook

Damian: dick physically cannot cook. Both literally and metaphorically.

Dick: I can cook!

Tim: no you can't. You literally burnt down the kitchen trying to make a salad.

Dick: I feel attacked.

Jason: you are attacked

Dick: shush.

Dick: soooooo, when you think of it, aren't buttholes the pockets of out body?

Damian:

Damian: NO.

Damian: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDNT TRY THAT.

Jason: well, he has a point...

Tim: he does NOT have a point.

Dick: yeah but why? I mean, give me ONE reason it's a bad idea.

Tim: ...

Damian: ...

Tim: I mean-

Damian: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Damian: DRAKE DONT YOU TELL ME YOU ARE ONBOARD WITH THIS ABSURD THEORY

Tim: they do sorta have a point ....

Bruce: what's all this noise about?

Dick: buttholes as pockets.

Bruce: NO.

Damian: finally!

Tim: why not though....?

Bruce: well-

Bruce: ...

Bruce: uhhhhh

Tim: rightttt?

Jason: told'ya he was cooking.

Damian: father you cannot possibly agree with this idea, right?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: ALFREDD

Alfred: yes, sir?

Bruce: buttholes as pockets.

Alfred: no.

Bruce: yeah, but why?

Alfred: ...

Alfred: well eventually you'll need to shit, no?

Dick: ...

Tim: ...

Damian: ...

Bruce: ...

Jason: fuck, he has a point.

Dick: damn....

Alfred: did you really consider using your asses as... Pockets?

Tim: IT MADE SENSE , OK?

Damian: no it did not.

[polohasobsessions]

Jason: oh damiannnn~

Damian: that's never a good sign

Jason: if dick and I were drowning, which one of us would you save?

Dick: I don't like that question

Dick:....

Dick: me right? DAMIAN SAY YOU WOULD SAVE ME

Damian: ptt, don't you know how to swim?

Dick: no

Jason: theoretically

Damian: idiots

Dick: comeonnnnn who would you save?

Damian: my time and efforts..

Dick: -loud dramatic gasp-

Jason: fair enough.

[azreliaazrita]

This is real Einstein said this

[polohasobsessions]

Rando shit that poped up to my head. Don't ask why.

Jason: say Tim, have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

Tim: ...

Tim: no...?

Tim: oh wait

Tim: FUCK YOU TODD YOU'RE GAYER

Jason :AT LEAST I DONT SCARE OFF CLOWNS

Tim: AT LEAST I DIDNT DIE FROM A CLOWN.

Jason: ....

Tim: ....

Jason: dude....

Tim: fuck dude, too far?

Jason: ...

Tim: ...

Jason: nah just playing with you, you GAY

Tim: FUCK YOU

[sistinalark]

[polohasobsessions]

Holy fuck. This is gorgeous. Hrigsloshicskhditdits

[polohasobsessions]

Ahem ahem. I'm in a family gathering. You know what that means.....

PART ONE OF : BATFAM SHIT TO AVOID REALITY

Ever thought about what Tim does with the average ten hundred photos he gets a day of the batfam and Gotham in general? So I have a theory.

I personally think that Tim started selling them as a joke online, once or twice, but the NEED for them was soooo big that Tim decided to just put on a few more.

After a while, people started coming to Tim with requests. Specific requests. VERY specific requests. And honestly I don't blame them, but Tim did.

So Tim started a small online shop for batfam photos, and had a whole page dedicated for nightwings ass (it has value, trust)

Slowly the batfam realised what Tim was doing but instead of getting al mad like you'd expect - they just jumped in.

Dick started posing for the camera, Jason started wearing hair gel, duke would shape the lightning just to help Tim, Bruce was very against this but he didn't really have a choice anyway,

But Damian. Oh Damian. He started going all in, asking Tim to take pictures of him in specific places, positions, and always with a pet or sword

So Tim lost the hype, and so did the people.

And the photos started to lose value, until Tim eventually closed the online shop.

But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY.

[polohasobsessions]

I sometimes wonder if the batfam ever breaks into peoples houses in-between missions, and if people started to just leave them food now.

Cuz I can totally see nightwing just sitting on someone's window and having a full on conversation with him after a bank robbery

Or red hood quietly near a batburger worker after arresting someone for assault.

Maybe red robin collecting gossip from teens at the skate park after a ruff sleepless night.

Robin could be found at the zoo, if you give him food for the animals he might give you a small appreciating nod.

The signal is always there if someone is missing a player at basketball , especially if there nothing to do.

Like- if you ask me, I ship Gotham x batfam.

[donotmindme1]

I find it so hard to believe that this year is almost over. I fear that my years will only pass me by the older I get.

@howlingday @anxiousdragoncollector @arc-nsfw @vecnawrites @supersaiyanjedi14 @juanarc-thethird

[silverfan77]

@kalenustheparade @sdnik0 @gojixyz69 @hikari-hoshino @theultimateshadow @memeuni08

[kaleidoesstuff]

Awww, well from my side: @silverfan77 @arliarolli @mischievously-royalty @bumblebee-chimera @pickljar @popstar-poppy @radioapple-hh @nonameoww

[arliarolli]

@kalenustheparade @marieotic @frogonanegg @neuro-netwerk @wowza53 @normystical @ghostlylexie @khorlo-brother @parsnippili

Merry Christmas, guys!!! (∩˃o˂∩)♡

[0wliee]

Marry Christmas!! @arliarolli (sorry to post on this acc! @frogonanegg is me :) )

@megandog21 @axuanmii @akkokagori @malin-la @pearlgodaymen @kanabrei @1llmeaniell1 @starlygalaxy @mosaicofdreamsanddragons

[megandog21]

Oh! Thank you, @eggsbenedict8 you're very kind.

@kitsunesongs @periguita @diamondkat @randomreader92 @certaindreamwitchreader @starryeyeddreamer21 @blue-rose-soul @notaplayerimapuppeteer @maximilian-alexander @allastoredeer @durch-hali @cornix-the-void-crow @lilietsblog @la-beans-guardian @bluedancer9000 @spinedotlazuli1120 @tyrantchimera

Merry Christmas to all of you 🤗

[bluedancer9000]

@nevermore-mourn-offical @simpson17866 @mineville @solic-1

[yapofalltrades]

(Idk exactly what it means but I'll tag some of my moots!) @call-me-chips @venustheidiot @sparesomeserotonin @astray-arlo @peckforlovingheck

+bonus @nevermore-merry-official Merry christmas >:)

[call-me-chips]

If i forget anyone I am very sorry

@lucius-the-scapegoat @shycroissanti @aieroartstudios @wyjam @thunder-dexy @falling-stars-dont-go-far @meetmeataliminalspace @call-me-copycat @crimck @r0sy-maple-m0th @sun--bug @c00kietin @lucytsukii @lilbearie @irasketchbooks @marmalad3-jar @adagiorii @free-birds-soaring-high @owlbboy @butidonotapprove @tastelessleather @shaibonbon and I would tag @mhasthings but it never works :,)

Also apologies to anyone who didnt want to be tagged

[call-me-copycat]

Thank you thank you @call-me-chips (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) And thank you to @monomalover22 as well for tagging me in another reblog ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠ｖ⁠Ӧ⁠｡⁠)

My 4 year Tumblr anniversary is coming up soon, isn't that crazy? I've had the pleasure of meeting so many lovely people on here, I love you all (and those I might've missed ^⁠_⁠^;;) so very much! ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

@geekandafreak @2soul2 @tastelessleather @depengu @bookvvitch @atsukoshigaraki @heartvagabond @blu-stars-blog @epickiya722 @bfire92 @huntersconstellationorion @spacefinch2 @mhasthings @faededaway @yumeyuyumeyume @thefreshpickedhero @smashley351 @dreaminofanime @amiko-aizawa @tired-teacher-blog @xdrakesboyfriend @creamynotcrunchy @dynachan @deafeningcheesecakewhispers @mazu-art @roseytheangel @lioma-von-erwen @athiria @shotaaizawaeraserheadhero @jossegv @nyantarodog @shortcakelongcake @hitoshishusband @sterlingsabrina @heartvagabond @cipher-of-the-round-table @cuter-girls-from-vns-anime-manga

No one has to reblog this, I'm just showing my appreciation - thank you all so very much! (о´∀`о)

[yumeyuyumeyume]

aww thanks for tagging me 💖

so much happened in just 11 months (times goes so fast). I got my funkoyama, I've improved in art and animation better than before, I've become better at cooking ... so I'm proud ! I'm also learning css and html codes for ao3 ^^

I hope everyone has fun this month and that the next year is a lucky year !

@felixthethief @letsallkill @amaisweetieheart @veeeffvee @trepans-apprentice @pastelparsec @hatsune-kun @little-lion-man-self-ships @gauchestardust @piercethewings @hiodoshi-ao @bee-apis @necro-ushka @cureneko @justfollowmyintuition @songofsirensandserenity @sins-of-vesper @queer-anarchist-rat @maricoffeebeansized @iwishyoucouldtalk @redmistyume @tetrimidion @kai-boone @lamentofthefallen @marchenshoujo @will-pilled @minahs-loves

sorry for those who I didn't tag, I tend to forget usernames 😓

as for anyone who doesn't want to be tagged, pls let me know !

also ...

🌟 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄✨

[kboone]

<3 🫂 my friends..

@cryptid-punks @cleverclove @blueberrybro @thefawnandthebear

[cryptid-punks]

hiii hun <3

this year has been crazy actually!! so much change and new things :0

@kai-boone @eviltrick @a-smol-nugget @rustwhenimdead @thefawnandthebear @im-on-earth-dipshit

all my KR friends, the past sonic friends, all the people always in my likes and reblogs!! anyone who has spent time talking to me :)

special shout out to any twisters fans, and the objectum / car lovers… i’ve discovered and become apart of so many new spaces this year ❤️

[rustwhenimdead]

Aw thank you Lance <3 you've become a very wonderful part of my little world here on Tumblr!

If you told me a few months ago that I'd have the safe space and the support that I have now I would never believe it, there are so so many people I'm thankful for and value having in my life even if it's just a small little part on the Internet.

@cryptid-punks (of course) @treadgrinder, @flickeredflames, @drinkingjetfuel2, @mirrorfinish and honestly ALL of the objectums I've met this year <3

[drinkingjetfuel2]

aw ty! <3

@cowolla, @treadgrinder, @machine-grrrl, @bensect, @blade-ranger-301, @valkyrieres, @samcat71470558, @burningskysofcybertrom, @flying-machine07, @supersylph

[flying-machine07]

WAAHHHHH..

ok it's late when I'm reblogving this and I'm tired so I'll only tag a few of my friends BUT!! I LOVE ALL THE MUTUALS!!! I'm just tired and don't want to think of everyone but I love you all /p

@strykezyx @knightmarebug @el-crafts @yla03 @igige @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @wistriverside

[strykezyx]

TRUE....

@flying-machine07 @wistriverside @el-crafts @igige @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @yla03 you guys too !!! @noah-bout-it @flint072 @kn1ghtishere

anddd some people I think r cool/im moots with I think mostly from the rs fandom but not all,,, im also lowkey tired so sorry if miss some of y'all's❤️‍🩹 @aroace-elgyem @patorucho @3p1cn00b @goodduckylucky

u guys r all pretty cool thx for being my friends/moots/wtv y'all consider us🫡 here's to a happy new year !!!

[kirbyrightbackatya2008-deactiva]

@strykezyx @wistriverside ty for being my partners of 6 months

@radiostaticiky @shroomy-foxz-dos ty for being my partners of 2 months

@angelwings-fly @el-crafts @flying-machine07 @hellhexx @igige @mitzkilvr @noah-bout-it @yla03 ty for being my friends

ily all <3 /vpos

[wistriverside]

AAAHHH THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO KEEPS TAGGING ME IN THIS!! I love you guys so much <3

@mitzkilvr @radiostaticiky @shroomy-foxz-dos @strykezyx @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @weirdpansexualsworld You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me and my best friends. Thank you for being here for me through everything!!

@pixelatedhomunculus2 The irl ever!! You're awesome dude I'm so glad we got to have more classes together this year

@eeveonaartz HIIIII I can't believe it's been another year of our friendship already. It's going so fast. Ily I'm so grateful I have you in my life!

@flying-machine07 @el-crafts @yla03 @igige @noah-bout-it @knightmarebug Atari gang!! Ily guys /p

@femmeryanross @princessbubblegumyum @girl-on-the-subway @arteei @kingofkaumidy5 @weirdgayweevil @a-star-bear @boatemholes @linnielemon @angelwings-fly @hellhexx @just-a-nightmare-in-silk @allthefrogsaregay @pyxilate @skrimpchips @transparentluminarysalad @my-street-name-is-beanie-baby @myrlovesstuff HIIII MOOTIES YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!!!! Hope I didn't miss anyone 🥹

[kingofkaumidy5]

I can't tag everyone but moots if you see this on my page or on your dash then I love you all.

[timothydrakeofficial]

@microwaved-grilled-cheese @th3-b1tch-cam3-back @ch-charred @greenlanternnerd @damianwayneissuperior @donna-troy-official @theprinceofthieve @theallmightypotato @the-real-jason-todd-not-dead @littlebatdemonrobin @joker-junior-tim @harleenquinntime @babybatthesuperiorrobin @may-chaos-reign @sophiaqueenofficial @imnotafreakipromise @jam-todd @stockthestain2 @bat-phantom @yourlocalflockofpigeons @jordyntheanxietygremlin @superiorwayne @gayshrek @jason-t0dd @polohasobsessions @trashcannotbealive

These are just my moots but it also goes for all my followers! 💖💅✨

[polohasobsessions]

@oboy049 @timothydrakeofficial @robs-your-robins @siriuslyepicrunner

Not a long list but still a list💕😛

[polohasobsessions]

OMFG WHAT IS THIS TALK ABOUT DISNEY+ GOING TO AI CONTENT?!?!

I DO NOT WANT AN AI AVENGERS.

I DO NOT WANT AN AI OFFICE.

I DO NOT WANT AN AI BLUEY.

I DO NOT WANT THE NEW GENERATION GROWING ON AI DISNEY.

What's wrong with you guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Are you FR to lazy to do your job? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like man- imagine an ai Micky mouse😭😭😭😭😭😭 he will look like he have been cooked in a microwave😭😭😭😭 those poor kids😭😭😭😭😭

[polohasobsessions]

Got bored. We all know what this means.

what your favourite character from the batfam means on your personality!:

Batman: you're either a forty year old man, a five year old boy, or a depressed as fuck girl with daddy issues.

Nightwing: your anxiety is chronic but your ass is iconic , you slay in everythingggggg. If life of the party was a person? That's you

Red hood: secretly plan in their head how to kill random people. Also HOT AS FUCK

Red robin: middle child syndrome. Cannot function half of the time, but when you can? You're the most efficient person to exist.

Robin (Damian): adopts every second fictional character you see. Then when they're mentioned you get all excited and tell ME BABYYYYYYY

Cass: lowkey cool as fuck. Probably a lesbian. But that just makes you cooler

Babs: smart as fuck. And sassy as fuck, but some how gets away with it. Idk how. Nobody does.

Duke: likes yellow. Idk much about you people 😞

Steph: cool as fuckkkk, the funny one, parent issues. Has siblings and can't decide if hates or likes them, lowkey chill.

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[bthecasualdoofus]

the deity of mourning... well. thats not very happy

[stories-i-guess]

Does mean you get a hell of a lot of offerings though

[bthecasualdoofus]

so i have gold, feasts, AND depression. yippee! /lh

[stories-i-guess]

Hey no one said YOU were mourning anybody

[chaoticbatfam]

guys I’m the deity of cheapness how should I feel about that

[sleepy-keith]

deity of…. mosquito???? well then

[chaoticbatfam]

if we pray to you do we get Less Mosquito or . . . .😒 More Mosquito

[chaoticbatfam]

#deity of girlfriend??#master of yuri??#is this fate because I just read green yuri yesterday

omfg quick everyone holy shit pray for more yuri quick

[polohasobsessions]

WELP I GOT MOUTH. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[polohasobsessions]

I just showered and this popped in my mind. Don't ask why, I have no answer.

Jason: "dam, dam, dam, dam, dam, dam , damiiiii, dam dam"

Damain: "WHAT"

Jason: pointing at nothing "look under there!"

Damain: "under where?"

Jason: smirking "ha! Made you say underwear. Ya dirty mouth"

Damain:

Dick: giggling

Tim: "he did not just-"

Duke: "I think he did"

Babs: "he's gonna kill you"

Damain freaks out every time it's mentioned

Cass: recording it all

Damain: "FATHERRRRRR, I DONT LIKE THESE PEOPLEEEEE"

[polohasobsessions]

I HATE shuffle on playlists.

Cuz tf you mean I went from 'guided lilly'(cults) to fucking 'holly buddy' (Weezer) ?!

[cpericardium]

It's weird this blew up i just wanted to ask my followers... it's not my graphic... if you're the creator I'm sorry and please identify yourself

[lucidental-deactivated20251214]

@seleyaaaa i swear if u put russet, im never giving that 1 quid to ya

go ahead and crucify me:

@where-re @willz0 @the-jirai-hibiki @pastries-n-poems @alacritik @seri3n @darlingadored @seleyaaaa @boycarcass

[seleyaaaa]

apricot cause you said sweets instead of candy

russet WOAH WHO SAID THAT

Tags: @bananawaddledee @kaomikun @mikaoraa @greylilyblue @laterosal @ajusad @ocryingintheskies @juniizhq @neptunevenusl0v3r780 @kidbrother2012

[kidbrother2012]

harlequin 👌 :3

npt: @cupcroco @stainedglasswindoom @moonlight-lunna @bellefromhelle @fourquartertoast @joeyyoink @glooberousgoon @deadmegime @cloudiivision @jameslongforjimshortforgabriel

+ open tags

[moonlight-lunna]

Both Charcoal and Lilac, I think

Npt @adrianavance @asustado-potter65 @coffinbiter @i-could-do-stuff @peachramblingsdude @harrrrrittebighare @oliveespineapples @thisistotallynotaduck @shotoandhamiltonchaos @kindnessiseternal @xd3ardiaryxx @lagatosvoladores open tags

[thisistotallynotaduck]

Lilac :PPP

@moonys-chocolate28 @giyuisacutie @sylki221b-is-back @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz @cossie-fauchelevant @lizosemga

[ironspider-noctis]

Lemon and Lilac

@bwsdjc @livelove-fangirl @chaotic-snowflake @gandagastthepsychotic @aliensatemysocks @moonkissedfaeriephantom @iwanderbecauseimlost @eatlembasbread @neighborhood-garden-gnome

[sunny-funny-honey-pants]

Charcoal and Lilac <3 @quietlyartistic13 @moonkissedfaeriephantom @the-first-lamb-to-the-slaughter @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ghostonagravestone +open tag because I'm lazy

[like-dandelions-in-the-wind]

lilac and sapphire ig

@thelocalidiot @siriuslyepicrunner @mysticalmagiccult @eyes-without-a-faceee @buzzycrow +open tags

[eyes-without-a-faceee]

Charcoal and sapphire!!

@toweird2benormal @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @withutterdisdain-landen @siriuslyepicrunner @named-after-a-planet @aamtreeanalogy @their-inkedskin + open tagsss!!

[sparkle-robin-4]

Apricot, lilac and forest ✨✨✨

@fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @drivingmeinsan3 @just-4-girl @lllaced @lookinforluck @polohasobsessions @toweird2benormal

[polohasobsessions]

Lilac raspberry and forest💥

[secretsdcblog]

Tim, introducing Bernard to his family: This is my boyfriend

Batfamily:

[polohasobsessions]

Lmaooooooooooooooo

[sparkle-robin-4]

I genuinely have no one to talk to except my moots on here

[polohasobsessions]

Hiiiiiiiii

Oh and hug-

[dictearchive]

[polohasobsessions]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me too damain, me too