Exoplanets Rule

Blueshift does not mean I am blue. It means I'm happy to see you.

[bobbimorses]

[pascott]

Sam Wilson as Captain America

[catasters]

[heytinafey]

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

[blvckwidow]

I made too many tatertots 😭

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

if you put them in a tupperware they can be latertots

[blvckwidow]

I was wondering why this got way more notes than I would’ve ever expected. Seems like you’re the culprit 😂

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

To the tune of Sk8r Boi

🎵you made some tatertots

I said eat them latertots🎵

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[canardroublard]

has this been done before or…?

[mysillycomics]

[artwasps]

[dwight-schrutes]

same energy

[supagirl]

Logan Browning for Essence [x]

[cat-memes-only]

So precious

[pandavalkyrie]

I can’t believe Bananaphone is an ANTIFA anthem now

[pandavalkyrie]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

ANTIFA PHONE

BOOP, BOOPA DOOPA BOOP

[spooky-spaghetties]

RAFFI! OUR MAN!

[ferallindsay]

[wookiee-monster2]

Harrison Ford as Han Solo

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Are you sure?

ancient DM proverb

[theemotionaldm-deactivated20200]

Other often used DM proverbs that are actually thinly layered warnings;

“You can certainly try.” “Do you say that in character?” “Do you say that out loud?” “You can try to touch it.” “Where are you looking?” “Are you paying attention to what’s going on over there?” “That’s going to be hard, but I’d love to see you pull it off.” “It’s your choice.” “Do you really want my opinion?”

[glumshoe]

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

[glumshoe]

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

[a-magpie-witchling]

I CHOKED

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model