53rdHamster

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[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[loserlovesmusicals]

I'm in the cuck chair watching my friend get fucked by depression

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[bitchlessbillie]

ok... hear me out...

what if plants and animals think and are wah more.concious than we think they are?

I didnt fact check this but i heard something about how we recently dicovered how plants have a different kind of plant version of a brain right...

Well, first of all, if were still learning stuff about them, then we obviously dont know that we have enough imformstion to determine that they dont...

And also, they are different species then us, plants photosythesyse, animals see in a million different colors than we do, things obviously arent gonna work the same way for them as they do for us, so just because they dont respond to stimuly the way we do, doesnt necessarily mean they arent aware of it in a different way...

Like, we can barely locate our own mind, let alone a whole other species.

Plus, plants dont see things, and dont speak human languages (though they do communicate to each other), so obviously theyre not gonna think in words or images like we might, but maybe they think in the same methods of communication they use for other plants, like chemicals, maybe they just think and feel by producing more or less of certain chemicals or "imagining" the way those feel, or something, idfk.

But point is, why do people love to justify the way we treat animals specifically by saying like "theyre not as concious as us" "they dont have souls"

Fucking prove it dick. You cant. Therefore you are just making an assumption that literally justifies killing millions of innocent creatures, brutally, for your own convenience.

I have no issues wirh hunting by the way, as long as its for meat and not for sport, but other methods of meat production are fucking horrid.

[53rdham]

How else do you propose we feed the ever growing population? Tell them all to go hunt? Plants may think and feel and that may make it amoral to eat them, but what else are we supposed to do?

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

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[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

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Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

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[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[rainbowkessem]

Huh

[spicymochi]

your month, your cat!

[sea-parrot]

You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.

You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.

[sea-parrot]

I'm gonna stop you right there

[theonethatburned]

@grandexcessivecoremode ?

[53rdham]

When people be getting together it makes me an interesting combination of insatiably curious for every last detail and incredibly aware that it's none of my fucking business.

I won't ask for even a morsel of information but if they start talking you best believe I'm listening like I've been starved

[rainesinsane]

Hmm wonder who this could be about...

[53rdham]

Whatever do you mean? This is a perfectly innocuous post about no one in particular. Certainly not about two individuals who have been confusingly flirtatious as of late. No that would be absurd.

[theonion]

According to a brief but conclusive report released Monday, nobody fucking cares. “Doesn’t fucking matter,” read the report in part, which went on to inform readers that no one gives two shits, so fuck it. “Seriously. Stop wasting everyone’s goddamn time.”

Full Story

[pissedofforca]

Mask and Boomerang 🌺

[53rdham]

Hell yeah.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

teen shocked when eating food energises them & stabilises mood

[53rdham]

When people be getting together it makes me an interesting combination of insatiably curious for every last detail and incredibly aware that it's none of my fucking business.

I won't ask for even a morsel of information but if they start talking you best believe I'm listening like I've been starved

[redstonedust]

cutting your own hair is fun because a) if you mess it up you can tell people "well, i did it myself" and they will instantly understand that they should not be holding your haircut to hairdresser standards b) if you DONT mess it up then whenever you get a compliment on your hair you can say 'thanks, i did it myself!' and they will think you are even cooler than you already are. trust me works every time.

[53rdham]

@rainesinsane you?

[53rdham]

There's plenty of fish in the sea but fishing is really boring. Also I'm probably in the wrong pond

[53rdham]

Do you ever wonder if the whole we were made in god's image thing from the bible was just because the people who wrote the bible made god in their image?

[53rdham]

Nice

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game