53rdHamster

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[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Which chess piece do you think is the sexiest?

Do I need to develop sexual attraction to a chess piece, or can I just do it like sexyman contests and choose the one I feel is most deserving

[53rdham]

Whatever feels right to you

[53rdham]

Has technology diluted reality or enriched it?

[cryptim]

[53rdham]

All corpses smell the same.

Momento Mori!

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[53rdham]

The SCP collective storytelling whatever it is might be the closest we have to a modern day polytheistic pantheon.

There's the popular ones like 096, 682, and 999 while also incredibly specific and niche ones like 142 and ones that have no true and conflicting stories, 001.

I wonder if the original context for SCPs is lost so far time in the future will they be the myths of our time?

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[53rdham]

Hear me out, a book that's exactly 360 pages called "The Cycle" or something and last page leads into the first. Kinda like one of those short form videos that loop but it's a book. Probably about the cycle and balance in nature and how humans fuck with it. IDK

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10

Jesus Christ (The Bible)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJun 22

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[53rdham]

Probably blasphemy but Jesus is hot and I've been saying this for a very long time. It would also be incredibly funny if he won

Gomez is one of the hottest members of the Addams family (no one beats Morticia) and he's a good natured soul.

Horrible to have to chose but jesus would it be funny if Jesus won

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[loserlovesmusicals]

I'm in the cuck chair watching my friend get fucked by depression

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[bitchlessbillie]

ok... hear me out...

what if plants and animals think and are wah more.concious than we think they are?

I didnt fact check this but i heard something about how we recently dicovered how plants have a different kind of plant version of a brain right...

Well, first of all, if were still learning stuff about them, then we obviously dont know that we have enough imformstion to determine that they dont...

And also, they are different species then us, plants photosythesyse, animals see in a million different colors than we do, things obviously arent gonna work the same way for them as they do for us, so just because they dont respond to stimuly the way we do, doesnt necessarily mean they arent aware of it in a different way...

Like, we can barely locate our own mind, let alone a whole other species.

Plus, plants dont see things, and dont speak human languages (though they do communicate to each other), so obviously theyre not gonna think in words or images like we might, but maybe they think in the same methods of communication they use for other plants, like chemicals, maybe they just think and feel by producing more or less of certain chemicals or "imagining" the way those feel, or something, idfk.

But point is, why do people love to justify the way we treat animals specifically by saying like "theyre not as concious as us" "they dont have souls"

Fucking prove it dick. You cant. Therefore you are just making an assumption that literally justifies killing millions of innocent creatures, brutally, for your own convenience.

I have no issues wirh hunting by the way, as long as its for meat and not for sport, but other methods of meat production are fucking horrid.

[53rdham]

How else do you propose we feed the ever growing population? Tell them all to go hunt? Plants may think and feel and that may make it amoral to eat them, but what else are we supposed to do?

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

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[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

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Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[rainbowkessem]

Huh

[spicymochi]

your month, your cat!

[sea-parrot]

You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.

You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.

[sea-parrot]

I'm gonna stop you right there

[theonethatburned]

@grandexcessivecoremode ?