Just Another Weirdo

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[5688xoxo]

So like, i discovered something. Now, I'm pretty sure everyone already knows this, but if there is a dumbass like me out there, this is for you

So I used to operate my ao3 out of here

And I used to have this problem where whenever I had to Google something, I had to close my tab with ao3 and it used to make me so upset.

And now I've found that you can operate your ao3 from here

And now I've not closed my ao3 tab in DAYS!! IM SO HAPPYYYYY

Anyway, i discovered you can have tabs on your phone like on a computer. (Yes I've been using a phone for 10 years)

[sainzers]

i will forever cry over how robin lost ramy and griffin after both of them saved him. only for him not to be able to continue life. because the grief was greater than he could bear. the pain was too much for him to think of the life after the strike. after all he did in the spirit of his late brother and dearest friend.

i will forever cry over robin letting victoire go. i simply couldn't find the words to describe the bond that they had. it was meant to be. victoire was the voice of reason between the two and robin just couldn't get through all of it, not without griffin and ramy. she made up her mind and so did he and it was hurtful to witness this two souls make peace with their choices. im going insane over this.

[chaoticmiserablelover]

When a character confesses their feelings without really saying the words I love you because the circumstances don't allow it >>>>>>>> (but also <<<<<<<< if you want to keep your heart in one piece).

It's the do you understand and don't you know why type of scenes.

[5688xoxo]

Don't you know why 😭😭😭

[chaoticmiserablelover]

When a character confesses their feelings without really saying the words I love you because the circumstances don't allow it >>>>>>>> (but also <<<<<<<< if you want to keep your heart in one piece).

It's the do you understand and don't you know why type of scenes.

[5688xoxo]

Don't you know why 😭😭😭

[archiveofliterature]

forever thinking about these

[5688xoxo]

Aaaaaaaaa

[triassictriserratops]

hi i'd like to cause damage today :3

6 year old Peeta Mellark, very seriously, asked Mr. Everdeen for Katniss' hand in marriage when he was trading at the bakery one day.

Mr. Everdeen was absolutely chuffed about it. He thought it was the cutest thing in the world and it took everything in him to maintain a serious tone when he responded with:

"That's a really big commitment. What do you have to offer my daughter, young man?"

"I can draw real good, my cupcakes are way better than both of my brothers, and I'll always let her take the top bunk."

"Well, son. Those are all really fine and respectable offerings. But if Katniss is anything like her mother, she's going to do what she likes. But if you ever ask her, you'll have my blessing. Just make sure to lead with the top bunk, that's a major selling point."

[5688xoxo]

You set out to cause damage and you caused it 😭

[roz-ani]

THAT IS THE MOST MESSED UP DIVORCE EVER

The child always suffers the most…

[5688xoxo]

Fr when I was watching this, I kinda expected that the child was callum

[patrochillesvibes]

[5688xoxo]

Gender: demigod

Sexuality: Patroclus

I have never seen a truer thing

[5688xoxo]

What is wrong with humanity?

Search for female lions with manes (because that's a real thing) and Google thinks you wanna jerk off to lionesses 🤦

[anminpillow]

Sometimes he forgot the boy is a demigod

[5688xoxo]

Finally something iliad accurate where patroclus is older than Achilles

*relieved sigh*

[somniphobicfox]

Some TSOA headcanons because I can't sleep!

(it's 1:15 AM -_-)

Achilles, Patroclus, Automedon, Briseis, Odysseus and Diomedes are all one big friend group (Yes, no one dies).

During the wedding, Briseis was Patroclus's groomslady and Automedon was Achilles's best man.

Sometimes they would visit Odysseus in Ithaca, and Penelope would tell them stories by the fireplace while Odysseus beamed at his wife with love in his eyes.

Thetis visits Achilles like usual, and sometimes asks for Patroclus, and tries hard to hide the fact that she'd begun to care for her son's husband too.

Briseis offered to be the surrogate for Achilles and Patroclus, but they denied, because they want to adopt children.

Diomedes hosts drinking parties in his palace and invites them all — Achilles gets hella drunk and Patroclus has to hold him up; Briseis is a crazy dancer while drunk, Automedon refuses to drink and Odysseus drinks a modest amount, having light banter with Diomedes.

Achilles trained their child to aim by teaching the child to throw spears at a picture of Agammemnon (extra points if the child gets his throat).

Odysseus has Penelope's name tattooed over his heart — he would boast about it to anyone who listens.

Patroclus suffers from depression.

Penelope is a mother figure for Achilles, Patroclus, Automedon and Briseis.

Automedon has PTSD from when he saw Hector stab Patroclus (he survived, obviously).

Automedon is asexual.

Patroclus sometimes calls Achilles Pyrrha, just to see the embarassment on his face.

Achilles would take any opportunity to flex his muscles to Patroclus — he just loves seeing his husband blush.

Patroclus continues referring to himself as Chironides. He doesn't tell Chiron, but little does he know that Chiron knows it too, and secretly loves it.

Chiron sends spears to Achilles every year on his birthday.

Patroclus continued working in the field of surgery, teaching basic care to his child as well. Achilles refuses to learn though. "It's boring", "Why do I have to learn it when you are here."

And that's it! Feel free to add more headcanons :)

[5688xoxo]

This gives me purpose

[kidovna]

36 years later, 2022

Extra doodle and headcanon:

Been thinking about Mike and Will getting married on impulse in 2021 because when they wanted to get married during their 20s, they couldn’t, and by the time it got decriminalised, they just didn’t care enough. They were basically married anyway. But on Will’s 50th birthday, he just looks at Mike, who cooked him an elaborate birthday dinner and goes “I want to be married to you.” And Mike (being Mike) immediately says “Let’s do it. Next week.” And the rest is history.

[5688xoxo]

So he eventually grew out of the bowl cut?

[5688xoxo]

Istg the young royals trailer is so fucking intense I feel like I will die from emotional overload

[5688xoxo]

Okay but like, if you ignore the backstory, history, relationship dynamics etc, byler is literally just the younger version of steddie???!?!

[ungodlysai]

As Achilles charged into battle a deafening shrill left his mouth. One that would rattle the living and raise the dead. One that even the God’s above heard, so when Chiron heard the cry, deep down he’d known that he’d lost his best two students.

[5688xoxo]

I'm not crying you are

[strawberrybyers]

the entire stranger things fandom is in shambles 😭😭 eddie stans coming up with theories on how he could come back, byler stans collecting crumbs from volume 2 trying to cling onto hope, will stans demanding he deserves better, mike stans fighting for their lives right now, robin stans upset that they may never see her in a relationship, nancy stans hating she’s been reduced to trying to choose between two boys, steve stans wanting him to move on from nancy, max stans don’t even know if they should grieve or not, jonathan stans just wanting more for his character, lucas stans devastated over the trauma he’s been through and wanting him to have a better storyline, dustin stans upset he had to witness eddie’s death, erica stans wanting there to be more to her character than sassy one-liners, lumax stans grieving and clinging to hope, steddie stans grieving, ronance stans praying to a higher power for there to be a chance despite witnessing the hell everyone else has been through, elmax stans grieving and clinging to hope, mileven stans living their best life, eleven stans feeling bad for all the trauma she’s been through, vecna stans horny and grieving, argyle stans wishing he could’ve added more to the storyline than just being high, joyce stans living their best life, hopper stans living their best life, jopper stans living their best life, murray stans thanking god he made it out of russia alive, enzo stans horny and happy he didn’t get killed off, mindflayer stans questioning if the mindflayer is vecna or vecna just created it or both, duffer brothers stans nonexistent… the shift in the energy compared to 48 hours ago is insane 😭😭😭