⦻!MY CREEPYPASTA HEADCANNONS!⦻
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•Includes: Habit, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Homicidal Liu, Hoodie, masky, Ben Drowned
{PART ONE - MALE CREEPYPASTAS}
-{PART TWO - FEMALE CREEPYPASTAS}
•~ Miscellaneous headcannons about multiple things! No specific follow along! :3
!WARNINGS!: mentions of sex, murder, gore, intimate positions, WEIRD ASS KINKS, f pegging m, knife play!
(Most are mentioned briefly)
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16+ RECOMMENDED
Jeff The Killer
(Jeffrey woods)
• is NOT good in relationships, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT is mentally abusive, but would never physically hurt you unless he genuinely lashed out. I feel like he wouldn't physically hurt someone he truly loves because it would remind him of when he was bullied.
•the BIGGEST ragebaiter. Genuinely such a gaslighter and gets out of arguments from it. Like if you were to scold him for staying up late and being loud with Ben he would genuinely switch it up on to you and leave you completely dumb-founded to the point where you feel like youre at fault.
• DOES NOT UNDERSTAND LGBTQIA+ TERMS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. Since he grew up in a time where this was wrong and wasn't a big thing he does not understand any of it and definitely mis-uses all of the terms. If someone's oc was trans or used terms like demisexual etc he would be so lost and try to avoid those kinds of conversations at all cost (definitely a little bisexual deep down)
• Gets SOOOO vexed (angry) when people tease him. One of my headcannons for the creepypasta is that their OG stories are like fanfics in their universe, so they can like read them, and the pastas DEFINITELY tease him for his and say things to him like 'oh did you feel a feeling Jeff?'
'Make sure the thing of bleach doesn't fall on you!'
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•TERRIBLE eyesight like I mean HORRIBLE. Tried to look hot by wearing eyeliner and it went entirely in his eyes and nearly blinded him even more especially cause he couldn't blink it out.
Ben Drowned
(Benjamin Lawman)
•This guy is genuinely SUCH a junky. Is willing to try literally ANYTHING to get a good buzz. Definitely has been punished by Slenderman for it but was probably high and didn't care.
•the girls and some of the guys in the mansion genuinely REFUSE to go inside or within 5 square meters of his bedroom, that shit GENUINELY STINKS. Jeff doesn't care and has definitely said it doesn't smell bad (because he smells worse)
•Has been caught singing breakup songs in the shower, definitely screams Clarkson and Adele but refuses to tell people that even if they already know. (Has never experienced a gut wrenching break up, only online relationships, sings them songs for the dramatic effect and for the love of the game)
• genuinely acts like such a YouTube shorts kid even at his big age. Will genuinely say 6 7 jokes and use words like 'booty', 'chud' and 'skibidi toilet' just to piss people off
• definitely top 3 of the biggest freaks in the mansion. This guy would be willing to do ANYTHING. Definitely a puppy boy all the way 👌👌
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(Tobias Rogers)
Ticci Toby
•Insults don't really affect him unless they're from someone who he genuinely respects or cares about. Rarely gets into arguments and fights, the biggest fight he ever had in the mansion was with Jeff after Jeff joked about his sister and he snapped
•following up with Ben's need to be a YouTube shorts kids, Toby definitely has tics because of this. Definitely has a 6 7 tic and like Italian brainrot kind of tic. (Has definitely punched Ben because of this and blamed it on his tics)
•TERRIBLE at flirting. Tried to flirt with a lady at a diner that he went too with Brian and Tim and fumbled so bad that the woman ended up slapping him and storming out, Brian found in HILARIOUS and Tim was just confused on how bad someone could possibly be.
•Has been banned from playing Mario kart with Jeff and Ben after he threw Ben's controller through a wall (the hole is still there and Sally drew a window around it and people felt to bad to get rid of it)
•hates when people bring up his relationship past, and gets religiously teased for becoming 'emo' after him and Natalie broke up and BLASTED depressing break up songs in his room, Ben gave him the playlist
(MY HEADCANNON ABOUT THE BREAKUP!)
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Eyeless Jack
(Jack Nyras)
•scared of girls. Or guys depending on what sexuality you depict him as. Like i genuinely see this guy as being a frigid especially when hes being flirted with he does NOT know how to respond.
•Definitely corrects the other creeps' grammar and speech etc. Also always corrects peoples usage of words if they're incorrect, for example:
"Yeah it was kinda pretentious, like super expensive ya know?'
'Actually, calling something pretentious means it was less expensive than it appeared.'
•THE BIGGESTTT emoji hater EVER. I cannot stress this enough. I just feel like he would HATE emojis. He wouldn't understand how to use them and thinks they're entirely useless.
•He loves giving Head but doesn't really like getting it. He finds that no one can fulfill his needs when doing it orally but his unnatural tongues get the job done great. (Also cause he gets to taste your flesh by giving head)
• I feel like he doesn't like people where he works when hes working. Like obviously he understands bandaging someone up etc but people being in his space just for the fun of it REALLY bothers him.
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Laughing Jack
(No human identity)
•kind of a gross one but this guy has genuinely lost the ability to take a shit. The amount of sugar intake he has has literally like clogged his pipe to the point where he like rarely to never shits :')
•says things like 'L-o-l' and 'M-Y-S-M' like literally spells them out like a text message and uses it in his day to day grammar and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it (EJ HATES IT!)
•A sweet freak. Similar to Ben, he is up for EVERYTHING, but he won't show it in the way that Ben would. Like this guy will talk about the most horny, pornstar like ideas with a bright smile on his face like hes talking about butterflies and ice cream. It's lowkey hot.
•WOULD NOT use his nose during sex. I always see people talking about his nose but I always imagined his nose being like insanely sharp and something he uses to stab people by like headbutting them or something, I feel like he wouldn't want to use it during sex because of the sharpness but I mean you do you.
(DEFINITELY USES THAT LONG ASS TONGUE THOUGH)
•Loves to make people laugh, even if they're laughing just because their scared. Has definitely forced his victims to laugh at his jokes, like would tell them a jokes or something and if they didnt laugh he'd just drop his smile and absolutely OBLITERATE them. If they did laugh he'd obviously still kill them but a little less bad.
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Homicidal Liu
(Liu Woods)
• Has Romantic trauma and is genuinely terrified of falling inlove. When he murders happy couples it's actually out of spite alot of the time because hes jealous they got to be happy together, same with happy families, he murders or ruins their families out of spite, and it's usually Sully who does this since Liu is definitely someone who gets upset when their jealous, where as Sully is definitely the angry jealous side.
•Jeff's number one ragebaiter. He doesn't exactly like Jeff per say, deep down Liu definitely has a love for Jeff since he will always be his brother, Sully not as much, he DESPISES Jeff whole-heartedly. Despite this, Liu genuinely takes honour in his best Jeff ragebaiter title, especially cause he seen all of Jeff's phases and when he was an akward little emo boy.
•following up with the brotherly relationship, I feel like Liu will always have the deep down spot in his heart for Jeff, whether that's the young Jeff or the Jeff now, he'll always somewhat love Jeff and see him as his emo little brother, even though he has his dislikes for Jeff since he like completely ruined his life or whatever, whereas Sully had a whole-hearted HATRED for Jeff, will not looks, speak or be around him, views him as the worst living person and genuinely believes he should've died from the bullying (as mean as it is..)
•Liu definitely is more of a gentle lover, like making love over sex, getting you snacks and a heating pad when and if youre on your period (females). Depending on whether you ship him with a male or female he definitely loves cuddled, for Males I feel like he'd love having his boyfriend laying in his lap so he could play with his hair, whereas for girls I feel like it was be the opposite, I definitely see him being the little spoon for a woman.
•Always has this deep down gut-wrenching regret after every murder, and once even thought about turning himself in to the police so he could just die or rot in prison, but after getting some sense knocked into him (physically) he decided against it.
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Habit
(Every Mans Bad Habit / Evan Myers)
•Habit genuinely does not care about your feelings whatsoever, even if you're somewhat of a lover, he definitely would only keep you around for convenience.
• Habit ONE HUNDRED PERCENT taunts and teases Evan for what he made him do and what hes making him do, so much so it sends Evan into depressive states alot just because of how traumatising it is
• Habit would definitely make Evan believe hes gone and then as soon as Evan finds a lover Habit would take over again and break the lovers heart, pretending to be Evan and lashing out at the lover u till they leave in tears or just brutally murdering them. He loves the thrill of ruining Evans life even more and knowing he can't do anything about it.
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Hoodie
(Brian Thomas)
• His truck is his sacred space, like literally his baby and he HATES lending it to anyone, especially Kate and Toby. He lended it to Toby once and the side of the hood got all scratched up despite Toby claiming he could drive, Brian had to be physically held back from tearing Toby apart. Nearly cried when he seen the damage and started hugging the hood (Jeff and Ben have pictures)
•THIS GUY IS HELLA FREAKY. Records every time he has sex, and definitely offers to let Tim see or anyone at that. He does not care about people seeing hos sex tapes and takes a weird sense of pride in it, like wanting to flaunt that he got laid and the others didnt.
•Used to dream about having a wife and 1 or 2 kids, especially a little girl, and dreams about it all the time. Because of this he's always wanted to pass away in his sleep, so he can live his dream life forever, but will never tell anyone that.
•Goes to the same trucker diner after every mission with Tim with wallets they robbed off their victims to get pints of beer and a cheeseburger, his favourite dinner!
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Masky
(Tim Wright)
•Has REALLY bad insomnia, like TERRIBLY. Everytime he manages to sleep he has terrible nightmares and ends up waking up anyway, so most of the time he just avoids sleeping for too long, accidentally feel asleep against Toby after a mission and slept a whole four hours peacefully, REFUSES to acknowledge that it ever happened despite Brian and Kate teasing him restlessly about it, Toby didn't care so much though
• Used to be super conscious of his weight and his 'dad bod', but noticed how women at the bars and diner would call him attractive etc and grew to not mind it as much.
•Has not issues with getting himself a lady, but doesn't go further than a one night stand for their own safety, hates the thought of a finding a lover and then accidentally getting them involved in his line of work.
•not so much of a kinky man, just likes the old stuff and normal poses, but definitely open to anything his partner wants. Definitely questions some of the kinks and positions though. The only ones he'd probably not be open to is things like being pegged, piss kinks and shit kinks, toe kinks and knife play, other than that I feel like he'd be open to everything!
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A/N:: this was SUPER fun to write despite how long it took, part two tomorrow or later with female creeps! Lmk what you want next and if you guys want more headcannons! 🥹👌