TURBOSHALAVA

bro im just postin here

[rustmarty]

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

[mars-gallavanger]

Soul of the Dog

[bunniope]

he's all in

[thelastkoalabear]

[bunniope]

[larval-tear]

he’s all in

[hes-all-in]

he's all in

[razzlings]

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[translatingpoststogerman]

pangur-und-grim

"Klauen wie angespitzte Bananen schossen auf mich zu."

dieser satz ist

gut

schlecht

Voting ended onJun 25

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve already been killed once, now you’re killing me in german

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[triforce-of-mischief]

hockey fights that empty the bench are relatively rare because each team will have a few designated Guys Who Handle Fights.

baseball fights happen when The Entire Team Wants That Guy Dead.

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[eatalotofdirt]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]

[klapollo]

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[robogrind]

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming