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[soup-mother]

Being a man, even though your cute friend keeps offering you a way out of it. this is another form of liberalism

[depsidase]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

not to mention how helpful it is they now include less of the product in the package than before

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[slowspinningredemption]

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

[slowspinningredemption]

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

[slowspinningredemption]

[slowspinningredemption]

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

[slowspinningredemption]

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

[slowspinningredemption]

i declined.

[slowspinningredemption]

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

[greeniery]

beams u with my fucking cutie pie ray

[levgu]

why tf. Man. I was just chilling.

[greeniery]

the cutie pie ray doesnnot factor in the level of its victims chillness

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[grimoiremanifest]

[ozempicofficial]

[possumgirlbulge]

"Someone take a picture of me crying over his dead body so i can post it to Instagram"

[creepymutelilbugger]

did he really have an open casket after being shot in the neck or is this just a fun photo shoot for her

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*turning my husband's slaying into a photo op to produce white nationalist agitation propaganda* it's what he would have wanted

[100493503004422]

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

[pokeballvictim]

Magical Girl Mechanical Heart very quickly introduces a 'communication ban.' The main character is trapped in a human-shaped prison, a torture device that turns her into a slave nigh incapable of disobeying orders. One of the exceptions to that is built into the prison itself; she cannot communicate. She can draw a circle, but not write an O. She can draw a cross, but not write a T. She can't signal with her hands. She can't speak. She can't get down on her knees and beg for help. All she can do is feel. It's such an incredibly evil thing to do to someone. I love it.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Thank you Ken! Very cool.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[schwarz-gerat]

We gotta come together

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

pet names are insane like wdym a girl can just call me something to make me blush instantly

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's actually unfair you say some shit like "hey darling" and i gotta force restart for a second

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

i have friend that sometimes calls me sweetpea and it fucks me up every time like girl u can't be saying that im going to die

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

baby also hits fucking hard like "hey baby" in the happy lovey dovey voice fuck ill do anything you want

[through-a-historic-lens]

Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

[retroactivebakeries]

#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again

[willowposs]

Important addition y’all

[cyle]

there is an overwhelming amount of cool in the background details of these photos if you look at what she’s got at her desk, which i really really hope and believe was her actual everyday desk

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[razor-tits]

Nintendo is the Disney of video games and I mean that as insultingly as possible

[sapphling]

the spectres of The Rapist and The Serial Killer and The Pedophile among others really do allow a lot of people to go 100% hitler in discussions about incarceration and disenfranchisement with the comfortable knowledge that they're just talking about "criminals" and not real people (READING TIP: the rate of false conviction and the potential for harmless behaviors to be made criminal are not the only things that make this line of thinking bad!)