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phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

konan-supernova

essektheylyss

Anyway if you need me I'll be lying in a puddle thinking about Caleb calling Essek dear one and immediately shunting him out of the room to get him out because Essek wasn't going to leave him otherwise.

essektheylyss

Like can you believe. I used to DREAM of days like these.

essektheylyss

Essek, once described himself primarily as a selfish creature, pausing before getting out of the increasingly dangerous halls solely to look back and tell Caleb he'd come back for him while calling him my love.

psilocervidae

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

psilocervidae

Look at her don't you love her

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

I think that ancient peoples had trampolines and razor scooters but they were extremely reserved and somewhat shy about them

furryprovocateur

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

hyumjim

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

iridescsens

fuckin HUGE ciggie wtf

virtualgirladvance

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

mycotoxin

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

prokopetz

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

dorindameddler

just absolutely annihilated

overheardinfaerun

and they were ROOMMATES

wigglybunfish

in which murderbot is a very normal terracotta soldier and ART the dragon spirit of a chinese junk who dwells in the ship's keel. they meet in the ming dynasty perhaps, when ppl are sailing places extra willy-nilly.

*Nüwa is the mother goddess in chinese mythology, known for creating humanity from yellow clay and repairing the sky.

thank you @mutualrapport for hosting the event! original prompt below.

[drawn for the prompt: an AU of ART and MB's first meeting and conversation - e.g. another look at their first meeting from a fantasy, historical, or (non-canon) sci-fi lens! Any perspective is fine. The only constraint is that it cannot be set in the canon universe. Any visibly non-canon AU- fantasy, human, historical, etc. - anything goes!]