[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[nuderefsarebest]

[a-telos]

I literally screeched.

[qozxe]

urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this

[eqberts]

this?

[qozxe]

THANK YOU

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

this is how he eats btw

[cool-eevee]

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[fuckyahumor]

THIS IS 100% ME

[898-deactivated20210515]

[zidune]

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

[kikaiz]

[gayhags]

‪old people should not be allowed to vote!!! bitch this doesn’t impact your future like you’ll be dying soon sis give up ‬

[nomingia-blog]

[huffylemon]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[closet-keys]

me when I have my weekly breakdown 

[vrandaa]

[stark-raven-mad]

Modern poetry at its finest

[veevee44]

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

[rhapsodycoventry]

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

[plantbite]

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better: