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hrrrk, mess; everything and anything I find funny and compelling, sometimes nsfw

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[justcakethanks]

It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[datasoong47]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[gogo2712]

Look, it's Dr Xeno's knight

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[lokihiddleston]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[greentrickster]

All right, everyone, you have your instructions for today’s Pride event! <3

[dailyflicks]

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl.

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS (1998-2005)

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]