Are There Any Bananas? 🍌

Now sissy that walk, 22y/o, England

[skautism]

[greeds]

stop this is so cute.....🥺

[hannahphill99]

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Peak dumbass sibling energy

[vancila]

confusion

anticipation

pure joy

[blackaeronaut]

When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.

[raimagnolia]

💀

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[rightdowntherabbithole]

no because i think we're forgetting some important history

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

9/11 ended Ellen’s career

[tikkety-tok]

Funny enough they do break 😂

[nudityandnerdery]

The graphics on the Legend of Zelda game look great.

[yankeeblue]

[asexual-territory]

[Image Description: Three hands shaking. One is labeled ‘Aces’, one is labeled ‘Non-binary folk’, and one is labeled 'Bisexuals’. The handshake is labeled 'purple’.]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[krystal-prisms]

Babe, wake up, it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[furiousocean]

[outrunningthedark]

“So I hear you want to free Britney, and I just want to tell you, um, welcome to the disability revolution. We are so glad you’re here! Do you think it’s wild that she couldn’t remove her IUD? Well, it is still currently completely legal to sterilize women with disabilities. Under law. Do you think it’s bananas that Britney couldn’t even see her children? Well, it’s not uncommon at all. In fact, mothers with disabilities face removal rates up to 40 to 80 percent. ‘I can’t believe she couldn’t even see her own boyfriend?’ This happens all the time. It is very common for families of people with disabilities to control their relationships for them. That’s why many people with disabilities can’t actually marry. Because they can lose their benefits and their healthcare. It’s also completely legal to electroshock children, um, if they have have a disability. So, yes. Free Britney. But let’s also free everybody else. And let’s follow the lead of the disability rights movement, who has been shouting and fighting against these injustices for decades.”

[fox-guardian]

[ID: Two digital drawings of Tim and Danny Stoker from The Magnus Archives. In the first image, they are both children. Tim is a skinny preteen boy with light brown skin and short, dark brown hair poking out of a purple beanie hat. He has acne, and he is wearing a lilac-colored t-shirt and blue jeans. Danny is a chubby young boy with light brown skin, and short, dark brown hair mostly under a brown beanie hat with a bee on the side of it. He is also wearing a white shirt and short blue denim overalls, yellow sneakers with white socks, a backpack shaped like a bee, and several colorful band-aids on his legs and one elbow. Tim is carrying Danny on his back, smiling at him while Danny kicks his legs and points offscreen, excited.

In the second image, they are adults. Tim is now slim, with his short hair now a bright purple, and he has ear gauges. He is wearing a purple tank top that says “float like a butterfly” in all white caps, but the text is partially obscured. He is also wearing lilac-colored socks with two light stripes on them, and purple sneakers. He is presumably wearing shorts, but they are not at all visible. Danny is thick and buff and has small hoop earrings and a cut in his brow. He is wearing a yellow tank top with open sides that reads “sting like a bee” in all white caps, and white shorts with a yellow stripe down the side. Danny is carrying Tim on his back, running very fast while grinning, while Tim is holding on for dear life with his legs stuck straight out and a look of distress on his face, which is drawn in much less detail than the rest of the drawing, being two very large eyes and an open mouth with no other facial features to be seen. Both images are overlayed with a warm gradient. end ID]

a last minute contribution to @stoker-week day 1 for the past prompt! i am constantly thinking about danny being the big little brother and them carrying each other over the years

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[srsfunny]

Ah, it looks like it’s beginning to rain

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

[alunarrose]

Oh these are therapeutic

[severalowls]

I'd just like to add a classic:

[mhuyo]

[thenatsdorf]

Solidarity cat. (via)

[stephanweaverofworlds]

@faridahmalik

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Yeah but give the guy a parachute if he falls lol there’s mountains right there

[maybe-thelast-time-deactivated2]