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[verybadatwriting]

About Me and Request Guidelines

Hi! I'm V.

I'm a writer who sometimes posts a bunch of fics in one day, and sometimes goes months without writing a single sentence. I keep this blog smut-free. I'm currently writing for Marvel (+AOS), Harry Potter, and The Clone Wars. I also like ATLA, but haven't written anything about it yet.

DNI if you are a MAP or are going to spew hate-speech of any kind.

I will not write

clonecest, incest, pedophilia, padawan x master, smut, or yandre

I will write

fem, gn, or masc reader, mental illness, major character death, and almost anything not on the other list.

What I need in a request

-Reader's gender (I will default to gn if not specified)

-Pairing and if it's platonic or romantic

-A bit of dialogue or plot.

ex. dialogue "Character A says to Character B "Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!" And B just laughs."

ex. plot "Character A comforts B after they fail a midterm.

WIPs

Winged One Part 2 (Marvel)

An Apprentice (Star Wars)

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Got into a fistfight with an ant

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

[a-crappy-art1st]

a lot of people complain about filler but with Naruto the filler actually makes characters useful and shows us there skills better than the anime. A lot of people dog on Kurenai(Hinata, Shino and Kiba's sensei) for trying to use genjutsu on Itachi(even though that's her main and strongest skill) but if you watch the Kurama clan arc you see just how strong she is when she's not going against one of the top 5 genjutsu users of all time. The Bee lady arc is one of the only ones to show off Kiba being a very competent ninja. Tenten in the movies and filler is SO much more useful than in most of the cannon, plus she gets screen time(occasionally). The second Chunin Exams is one of the best arcs plus gives us a break from the war arc.

[a-crappy-art1st]

“In German, according to Marquis Bey, "proto-cisgender discourse arose in 1914 with Ernst Burchard's introduction of cis/trans distinctions to sexology. Cisvestitismus, or a type of inclination to wear gender-conforming clothing, was contrasted for Burchard with transvestitismus, or cross-dressing."[22] German sexologist Volkmar Sigusch cited his two-part 1991 article "Die Transsexuellen und unser nosomorpher Blick" ("Transsexuals and our nosomorphic view") as the origin of the neologism cissexual (zissexuell in German) when he used it in his 1998 essay "The Neosexual Revolution".[23]”

‘Cis’ has existed before Dana Defosse coined it. Shut the fuck up and blow your brains out.

yeah but at the time it meant a different (although similar) thing. Cis, in 1914 coming from the word cisvestite meant someone who did not cross dress, and saying something like crossdresses is automatically trans is problematiic in itself bc clothes should not be gendered. Also 1. I wasn't talking about Dana Defosse I was talking about Volkmar Sigusch, the man that coined it who also advocated that p3dophilia is a normal attraction. 2. Telling someone to blow their brains out for saying maybe we should find a word not created/popularized by a p3do and that we shouldn't use words to belittle people for things they can't change it for seems a bit disproportionate. Saying that we shouldn't belittle people or say their opinions don't matter for something they can't change shouldn't be a controversial opinion and responses like that is why people get radicalized.

[a-crappy-art1st]

i love tumblr and all but occasionally I see a couple of posts that make me wish we had a dislike button

[a-crappy-art1st]

Reminder that cis het and white are not insults. They should not be used to belittle anyone. Cis white male het people cannot change who they are anymore than you can change being trans gay or a poc.

Also; Cis is not a slur but it is commonly used to belittle people and a lot of people don't like it, plus it was coined by a p3do so maybe don't use it. Trans people are in the minority so if you need to distinguish between afab women and trans women, you can say women and trans women. It's not excluding trans women from women, if I have a group of literature experts and some of them are Russian literature experts that doesn't mean the Russian literature experts aren't literature experts, they are just a more specific group in The wider group.

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[a-crappy-art1st]

@staff as @hylianengineer pointed out this would be absolutely great pr. The only reason not to do this would it'd be slightly difficult to implement and it might make people slightly more likely to make bots so they can report them(but those bits would get deleted right away anyway) so there's no reason not to do it. Please

[agnesandhilda]

yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better

[agnesandhilda]

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[jackhawksmoor]

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

[weaselle]

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

[gilfmobile]

[mattzerella-sticks]

Hopefully I'll only make the one post about this but, after WW #800... clock out.

Don't buy the first or any issue of Tom King's run. Don't talk about it on socials. Don't give them the $$ or the clicks because in these days even bad press is good press. That's my plan.

Hopefully what will happen is that Tom King can do his little storyline, and then we can sweep it under the rug like most of the stuff he's done for DC. Even if that means Diana's kid has to get the heave ho (wouldn't be the first time that happened to her).

[a-crappy-art1st]

wait why are we not supposed to support tom kings run? What happened? Also anyone else miss Wonder woman's original daughter, Fury?

[a-crappy-art1st]

To clarify, you’re taking about Kamala forcing Gwen to be a mutant, right? Not the aroace thing?

yeah, idek she was being written as ace now, last I heard she was with kid omega. The only characters who I have a problem with their sexuality being changed is Shatterstar(just because he was already written and depicted as aroace,but I don't follow his character too much anyway so whatever)

[a-crappy-art1st]

Dear Marvel and DC, stop rewriting unique original backstories just to make someone part of a larger group (looking at you the Uranian, Toro, Gwenpool kinda, and making Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch just science experiments instead of the heirs to one of the strongest mutants in the Galaxy). The only time this kinda worked was with Mimic but that's just bc no one cared about his old origin and because of the stuff happening with krakoa

[apjvff]

my four “modes” of blogging:

1. active mode: i’m present. absorbing and “feeling” the dashboard. interacting with people in real time. create new posts.

2. drone mode: no emotion. my mind is detached. i’m reblogging. not much interaction.

3. scout mode: reading and liking posts. don’t make any noise (no posting).

4. inactive mode: hiatus

[a-crappy-art1st]

☆- Put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. Its time to spread positivity ! Have a lovely evening, sincerely, V

aw thank you! Sorry I only post like once every 2 years, I'm actually working on some Amalgamverse stuff rn so I'll finally post sometime soon

[renardtrickster]

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

[sabakunogaaraai]

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

[toothmuncher3000]

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

[fawkyou-deactivated20190309]

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

[babylonqaf]

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

[leaper182]

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

[a-crappy-art1st]

Did y'all know that the little mermaid was not a standalone film? In chronological order there's:

The little mermaid 3, Ariel's beginning

The little mermaid tv series

The little mermaid

The little mermaid 2 return to the sea.

Check out their Wikipedia pages this is crazy, the only downside to this is little mermaid 2 counteracts Ursula's amazing story in the book because you love to hate me.

[comicbooktradingcards]

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