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•Cheyenne•25• hopeless romantic, head always in the clouds. Slowly but surely youll get there. dont ever give up.

[otherwindow]

Unboxing videos but its a werewolf filming her vampire wife groggily waking up from a coffin when the sun goes down.

Werewolf: what could be in this box Vampire: [muffled voice] your wife

[hammastix]

Werewolf opens the coffin: Beautiful, just what I always wanted!

The empty coffin on screen: [bashfully] Stop! I dont have my makeup on!

[softcells]

ob gyn kenobi

[runawaymarbles]

If Anakin had been trained by ob gyn kenobi the prequels would have ended differently

[ladyofthewarmhouse]

[yuugisbarber]

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

[horrrifiction]

yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them

[wavejumper]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[booksarepureimagination-deactiv]

Ok, but Stede carefully holding Ed’s face while cleaning off his black make up?

[armandeos]

With a lot of the other stuff I’ve done, it’s just been a cameo or something short. You just walk [in and out] of one scene… Eking this out over the six episodes that I’m in, it was great to have the time to set up the relationship. We were building and building and building to that moment on the beach and yeah, it was really fun.

⤷ Taika Waititi for IndieWire

[wrestling-mybeloved]

Everyone be quiet, I'm manifesting

🕯 🕯 🕯.

🕯 Rousey isn't 🕯

🕯 winning the 🕯

🕯women's rumble🕯

🕯 🕯 🕯.

[ohmygoles]

Video games

Playing video games is a huge part of my life and my love for it all started because of my dad. He loves them! and I used to enjoy playing it with my dad and big sis. My dad hasn’t played RPG games for a while, but recently he started playing Pokemon sword because he saw me playing and it’s pretty cute XD

[rootbeergoddess]

This is so pure and perfect

[ngalitzine]

Why wouldn’t those officers listen to me? I tried to talk to them. Reason with them. It was like they’d already made up their minds. 

[boydykewannabe]

Lucifer, at any given moment:

Im literally the Devil

Me:

[deckerstardaily]

1.01 | 4.10

[kitt-katts]

still thinking about that time Lucifer said “obviously r is for reverse, not really fast” like he really thought what a dork

[theshortywrites]

Everyone either needs to be Ella Lopez…

Or have an Ella Lopez in their life.

[memecucker]

sometimes i think about that one Los Angeles fire captain that turned out to be an incredibly prolific serial arsonist with one of the things that ended up giving him away being that he wrote a novel about a firefighter that becomes an arsonist and used the pen-name “Aaron Stiles” which turns out to be an anagram for “I set LA arson” 

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[flagellant]

hey yeah no this guy is actually a Big Deal in California at least in my town he set fires across central and southern california for over a DECADE before being caught. The FBI estimates he set over two thousand fires before being caught. After his arrest, wildfires in the surrounding area dropped ninety percent

[softloveletter]

Sucking dick is healthy

For you, him, and the relationship

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

Eating pussy is also healthy…for you ,her, and the relationship