Starkid Trash

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[chartedrights]

Owen: walks in on Von Nazi talking to a Hitler hand puppet and is promptly told to button his boss’ jacket for no discernible reason

Owen:

[charlieism]

[a-wagon-on-fire]

sorry for being gone for so long. i just needed a lil break. it was just a couple things that all added up and i needed to focus on myself just some more. but im back so yay!! for anyone who missed me just. wow big thank lmao ily all stay safe <3

[a-wagon-on-fire]

so basically i’m not dead

[yourfaveisrobosexual]

Henry Hidgens from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals is robosexual!

[ethan---green]

Don’t call my boy out like this

[a-wagon-on-fire]

i mean they’re not wrong-

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[lilithdevile]

ATTENTION PET OWNERS

This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

[toxic-w0nder-deactivated2016020]

This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell

[the666assbutt]

Reblog and save lives of dogs

[skeletonboyfriend-remade]

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

[st-rks-deactivated20160918]

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

[see5aw]

OK apparently FDA “did not find sufficient evidence to support Beneful dry dog food as the source of the reported gastrointestinal illnesses” but this has a lot to do with the fact that those complains came from pet owner and not from veterinarians. FDA’s lab analysis revealed that melanin (toxic substance that can cause kidney failure in dogs) and salmonella, among others, are in most samples. And yeah salmonella can be found in many dry foods for dogs and it’s not harmful for them but humans who are tuching it can risk getting infections.

I guess officially there’s nothing that’s telling us that THAT food is a couse of illness in dogs but risk is defiantly not worth taking

[jason-dean-love-blog]

I know this isn’t about Jason Dean, but please, take care of your dogs.

[a-wagon-on-fire]

this has nothing really to do with starkid but it’s so important like holy shit.

[kollokradar]

The hatchetfield teens said “mom says it’s my turn on the xbox”

[pokepokepokeyzone-blog-deactiva]

SQUANTO

[motel-hario]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[its-am-chan]

thanksgiving is a time to squanto

[mademoiseli]

Bringing this back because this post is a holiday classic

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The Slav Squanto

[starship2011-deactivated2024061]

Starkid songs that are good you guys are just mean

This is the end

Ouch my butt

Robin sucks

Senior year

Let him come

Orphaned at 33

Literally every song in Ani

America is great again

Get in my mouth

Hideous creatures

Literally every song from mamd

Caulk the wagon

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[xxleondraxx]

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

[randomslasher]

To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!

[sea-anon]

This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself

[smooththegoofyshark]

6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in

[heathersobsessers-deactivated20]

Guys, you’re beautiful or handsome, whichever you prefer no matter how you look and I’m so sorry that anyone ever told you or made you think that you weren’t.

[space-breeze]

I love this post so much! cause like, My dad looks kinda fat, and so does my grandpa but they’re all muscle! You don’t have to have abs to be strong!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Male body positivity

[latte-hattes]

“It’s not like he’s singing or anything.”

[wiggly-blue-shite]

Bill: All right Paul, here’s the plan. I’m just gonna list off happy things until you’re cheered up. Pizza, the beach, good music—

Ted: And I’ll list terrible things to bring you back down. Smallpox, botched surgery, snails crawling out of your mouth,

Paul: This is weirdly working. It’s evening me out.

Emma: Ok, keep going, keep going.

Bill: Laughter

Ted: Snails crawling out of your mouth

Bill: The beach

Ted: Snails crawling out of your mouth

Bill: Cute cats

Ted: Snails crawling out of your butt

Bill: Mama Mia

Ted: (slowly) Mama Mia

[foulserpent]

why did october just like not happen

[a-wagon-on-fire]

not starkid related but like s t i l l

[yesokayiknow]

firebringer & wolfpupy tweets

+ bonus happy ending:

[queerandhavingmorefunthanyou]

hey quick reminder:

if you think trans men aren’t real men get the fuck off of my blog

if you think trans women aren’t real women get the fuck off of my blog

transphobes are in no capacity welcome here. unfollow me right now.

[youneedjesus01]

Also, if you think nonbinaries don’t exist,

Get the fuck off my blog

[strrylmnde]

When you type “tto” instead of “too” and your friend knows what it is

[a-wagon-on-fire]

@avathoto