Here there be dragons

Icon by @maysilee-s

[grickle14]

A particular genre.

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[flork-of-cows-official]

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[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[justanartsysideblog]

Padra Cho’ar- Ambassador

Updated art for my Miraluka for an upcoming Star Wars ttrpg. The game is set during the rise of Exar Kun.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[anexperimentallife]

I do not believe the accounts of Sam Neil dying from pneumonia--He died rescuing a baby dinosaur from a flooded river, and that's the only story I am accepting.

[anexperimentallife]

I had not considered this, @invisible-goats ; thank you.

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[supertaliart]

I was thinking about that moment in the Sound of Music where Captain Von Trapp rips up the Nazi flag. And then I thought there should be a version of that but with Bail Organa ripping up the imperial flag.

And then I thought, there should be an AU where Bail and Breha call up Obi-wan and go hey, we know you’re off being an ex-space-nun/monk but we have a whole bunch of children that we need your help raising. You should disguise yourself and come be our nanny.

And Obi-wan is like “???? I left you with one child what do you mean you have a whole bunch now??!?” And they’re like “we’re not telling you because the mystery is the only way we can get you to visit.”

So Obi-wan shows up and Bail and Breha have a whole mess of ex-padawans and initiates that they’ve found and rescued (definitely Caleb and Cal) and are now raising alongside Leia.

And Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot turn his back on that. More hope for the future than he even dreamed could exist. So he stays and teaches them how to hide themselves and eventually is convinced by Bail and Breha that it’s okay to teach them to hope too. That the have to believe that one day it will be safe to be a Jedi again and then they will need the teachings beyond just how to hide their force signatures.

Then Bail and Breha both seduce Obi-wan together.

But eventually someone tips off the empire (one of the padawans has shit taste in partners) and Obi-wan and all the padawans have to flee to Spitzerland (Space Switzerland).

Pick your own adventure whether any combo of Bail/Breha/Leia goes with them for as sweet an ending as you like (although I don’t think Leia could truly stay out of the fight for long, no more than Owen can keep Luke from longing for the stars)

Anyways this has been The Sound of Meditation, another of my “I don’t know who this is for, this might just be for me” AUs.

[libraryogre]

I dream of writing The Sabre Azul, about Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) and future Duchess Satine (Nicole Kidman) falling in love on Mandalore.

"Roooooxxxxxaannnnne you don't have to turn on that red blade"

[prguitarman]

Good morning ✨

[nobrashfestivity]

Via amandapourlesintimes

[lesabear]

My ever cheerful (but also very stressed) Jedi Knight Amitia Khoury. Judging from her smile, she has either just seen T7 or another of her pranks on Doc has worked to perfection.

Art by the great @ladyzolstice

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[anki-wan]

Padmé Amidala - Redesign

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[kudriaken]

Festival speedpaint study.