A Beardiful Mind

Instead of complex mathematics and Paul Bettany I talk about bullshit and hallucinate spaceships.

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[weaselle]

i don't go here, but i love love love to see it

[byjove]

medieval lit is really fun. there will be a footnote that is like “nobody knows what the author meant there and scholars have been debating it for centuries” 

[byjove]

translator’s note: we have no clue bro

[byjove]

translator’s note: we’re sure this was hilarious in 12th century Somerset

[byjove]

translator’s note: again, we’re sure the scribe was the funniest guy in Plantagenet England and was getting all the tavern wenches but we can’t for the life of us figure out what he was talking about

[abeardifulmind]

It's even worse studying classical Greek comedies.

Translator's note: we think this is a reference to a specific fish mongerer working in Athens in 414 BCE. We're not sure why Aristophanes hated this guy so much.

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[fiollaigean]

[drchucktingle]

HAPPY EASTER

[iolausian-fields]

Hercules/Xena vs Lord of the Rings

So many recognizable faces. Many of the actors have several roles in HTLJ/XWP/YH and in those cases I have simply chosen the most reoccurring or prominent character. Did you catch everyone?

The Hobbit edition

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[thes-hitoverlord]

Patrick McHale of Over the Garden Wall fame, Ian Jones-Quartey of OK K.O.!, Rebecca Sugar of Steven Universe, and Pendleton Ward of Adventure Time team-up to produce an animated miniseries for Adult Swim

Coming this December

For more information

Adult Swim Reveals First Look At New Special 'The Elephant'

Adult Swim unveils first-look images from 'The Elephant,' a novel three-act special created independently by the Cartoon Network legends.

[qwantzfeed]

no refunds, only death: and then, only eventually!!  also: death but only eventually IS the best case scenario for you now

[majomaru]

I have no words

[thestalwartheart]

hey jason isaacs what the fuck

[papasmoke]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

advertising strategy for Hepatior, a 1930s medicine to treat liver ailments

[dduane]

…Um.

[chaoticdaxes]

No special effect could be more special than this

[quasi-normalcy]

I honestly think that Star Trek Discovery would be about twice as good if it had half the budget.

[quasi-normalcy]

Oops, can't afford an action setpiece; guess we'll have to have a character moment instead. Oops, can't afford full facial prosthetics; guess we'll need to leave the actor's eyes and mouth visible while they deliver their lines. Oops can't afford an SFX shot; guess we can't have the turbolift go through a weird fifth dimensional rollercoaster network. Oops, can't afford an expensive gantry system; guess we'll have to actually hold the camera steady; etc.