New Member of the Alphabet City Avant-garde

[sabertoothwalrus]

I know. I know it’s mid-september. I lomve her tho…….

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[throwupgirl]

i hope this site never gets deleted

[ilovecats4ever]

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing

[cumnog]

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

[stereocyon]

you may find yourself…picking up a Kitty cat. and you may find yourself… with a little guy of the world.

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[piedude]

[tallwife]

thank you drugs

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

[normal-horoscopes]

Medical Grade Willies

[duranbong]

[stevebabescemi]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

God this is such a mood (I've never been to an Ivy League college like this guy but I've been exposed to the same logic taking econ in community college lol)

[sawasawako-archived]

transcript:

here's why i left economics. so, when i was a freshman at brown university, i took an econ class called "income, wealth and health inequality in the united states." this class was taught by president of brown university, christina paxson, and we spent the entire semester learning how to study inequality. and then, at the end of the course, paxson invited us all back to her 2 million dollar mansion, pictured here, for a nice catered dinner, with literal servants. and this experience, this irony, taught me that economists fundamentally view inequality the wrong way. they think about is as a natural fixture of our environment, something that we aren't implicated in, something that we can study for a semester and then go back to our mansions and enjoy dinner. something that is just there to study as scientists. and that is not true. inequality is a product of specific actions, behaviours, structures, and systems, just like this house, and the way that econ focuses distracts from the question of what the fuck we're supposed to do.

[xxmasterandmargaritaxx]

So much this

[hellofmirrors]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sailor-v]

sophie had the right idea tbh

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

[calmandtalented]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[s1eepless]