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crying angst pain

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enemies to lovers x slowburn? lol no i think jude x cardan

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no but like in fandoms everyones wants kiss scenes in the show but um all the six of crows fandom is asking for us no kisses just angst it isn’t that hard netflix i hope u don’t disappoint like usual

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kaz and inej are literally the epitome of slowburn they are the definition they are the blueprint they are taking it so slow to the point where they don’t even touch each other like ugh we all know you wanna bang just get it over with

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the last scene of themholdinghandshngsgsb. the tear ducts do be...haaaaahsgdgeh

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kaz and inej are literally the epitome of slowburn they are the definition they are the blueprint they are taking it so slow to the point where they don’t even touch each other like ugh we all know you wanna bang just get it over with

[beautifulbookland]

Me: “I love slow burning romances in my books!”

Also me: “JUST FUCKING KISS EACH OTHER FOR FUCKING HELL’S SAKE”

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[email protected] but literally...they don’t even touch each other STOP STOP RIGHT NOW

[dearest-lady-disdain]

kaz: i've been dropping hints that i love her

kaz, to inej: you're an investment

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someone help i’m going through it

[fencer-x]

WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU?

RIN WILL GO OLYMPIC.

HARU WILL GO OLYMPIC.

AND IKUYA. WILL GO. OLYMPIC.

I’VE SAID IT FOR SEVEN LOOOOOONG YEARS. THAT THIS WOULD BE THE TEAM. AND HERE WE FUCKIN’ GO.

P.S. In case it wasn’t clear, these ARE meant to be Olympic uniforms. Check the official uniforms:

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crying

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okay i literally just realized this

when valentine called raziel, he didn’t grant his wish because his intentions weren’t pure, so then why were so many people going crazy over all this if the ANGEL WOULD’VE KILLED HIM ANYWAY

[my-archerboy]

It’s a good thing Magnus shows up in every TSC series because without him, all the Shadowhunters would have been royally fucked

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i agree.

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jace confronting valentine about his childhood:

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lmaoo clary yelling at jace for “kissing her like that” in the seelie queen’s court was so dumb because bitch you’re the one who had your hands tangeled up in his hair and he needed to unhinge them from his neck while everyone watched you two

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city of glass

i’m ready for the next book to end me with new problems though ha ha ha (i took so many notes this time lolololol)

jace and clary have like 200000 last names at this point

my notes:

* chapter 2

* the lake is the fucking mirror. i’m calling it right now.

* also. i know jace is trying to “move on” but did he really find another girl that fast? and like he’s such a player and it just makes me not want to like himjfjfjfj i expect that clary will probably “move on” too but by the end of the book they’re gonna be saying shit like “tHeRe’S nO oNe eLsE bUt yOu” to each other, like stfu you weren’t thinking that two days ago when you were making out with wHOEVER IT IS YOU’RE GONNA BREAK EACH OTHERS’ HEARTS WITH (sorry none of this makes sense)—i’m looking back at this after finishing the book and laughing at myself. why was i being so dumb two days ago

* chapter 3

* ahh poor baby jace sowwy🥺 basically he’s just rebounding because he’s trying to convince himself that he can’t be with clary

* chapter 4

* wait—so the old inquisitor and luke’s sister have the same last name, so all three of them are related then right???

* chapter 5

* ohhh amatis was his ex-wife

* chapter 6

* LMAOO AHAHAHA I KNEW IT— CLARY WALKED IN ON JACE WITH THAT BITCHY GIRL FJJDJDJDH

* clary literally always says “he’s never shouted at me like that before”—GIRL YOU SAY THAT EVERYTIME YOU HAVE A DAMNED DISCUSSION

* oh? she’s a “stupid, stupid girl” now, is she jace? ASSHOLE.

* I WAS ANGRY ABOUT WHAT HE SAID BEFORE BUT NOW I’M PISSED. I ALSO FEEL LIKE HE’S TRYING TO GET RID OF HER BUT WTF THIS ISN’T THE WAY TO DO IT JACE

* AHH YESSS BITCHHH. WHATEVER YOU SAID WAS PERFECT BUT UGH YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL DEPRESSING BULLSHITTY REUNIONN. CLARY AND JACE BOTH REALLY JUST SPIT OUT STRAIGHT FACTS AT EACH OTHER AND ALEC AND ISABELLE JUST WATCHED OHMYGOD

* i’m kiNda liking this sebastian boy. please don’t be bad. i beg. i hate your cousin though.

* omg jace and alec 🥺🥺🥺alec is such a dad i love him sfm

* chapter 7

* lmaoo i knew she’d need jace’s help for sOMeTHiNg. but if she doesn’t act like a bitch to him i’m gonna be pissed because she shouldn’t let everything he said go just like that

* why does EVERYSINHLRGUYINTHEWORLD fall in love with the main character and say “i’Ve aLwaYs bEeN wAiTiNg fOr y o u. wE hAvE a cOnNecTiOn.” i’m sorry sebastian but you’ve know her for 24 HOURS MY DUDE

* also why does clary keep thinking sebastian is familiar like she’s seen him before...

* chapter 8

* AHAHAHA YES CLARY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF JACE

* chapter 10

* this aline bitch is dumb—

* WAIT WTAF SEBASTIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING I KNEE THERE WAS SOMETTHING UP WITH YOU STOP HURTING HER

* lmaoo alec is really asking magnus why he hasn’t called him back while the entire city is in flames

* chapter 11

* wtf is up with sebastian. there’s something wrong. and jace has a reason to not like him and i do too and it’s just hard to tell WHY but there’s sOmEtHiNg there

* chapter 12

* I FUCKIN CALLED IT DIDN’T I—THE LAKE AND MIRROR ARE ONE SND THE SAME

* WAITWAITWAIT, WHY DOES SEBASTIAN’S BLOOD TASTE LIKE POISON?...

* SEBASTIAN. REALLY. KILLED. MAX. WTAF. BITCHASS. i’m gonna cry. HE WAS FREAKING 9 YEARS OLD

* chapter 14

* blahhh isabelle that’s not a very good distraction while the world is ending

* okay i think this is the first time jace and clary are actually getting to me i’m cryinwowplsstop they be so cute sleeping next to each other like that

* chapter 15

* who does jace remind luke of???

* chapter 17

* AHHH YESS I KNEW THEY WEREN’T SIBLINGS

* AND VALENTINE IS ACTUALLY FUCKING CRAZY OHMYGOD HE REALLY CUT OUT AN INFANT FROM HIS DEAD MOTHER’S STOMACH—

* of course sebastian is her brother. should’ve expected that one

* AND HE’S HER ACTUAL BROTHER THIS TIME AND ACTUALLY KISSED HER. W T A F. THERE’S TOO MUCH INCEST I CAN’T

thoughts: closing of this arc/chapter in their lives, so i didn’t really feel like throwing it out a window because everything was settled. AND JACE DIED AND I WAS SO SAD OMGNDJDJJD but then the angel dude came and saved the day and we’re thankful

and also my notes are so vague anyone reading this would be so confused sorry lol

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i be thinking the same thing

this series has so much incest it’s just djdjfjjdjfjfjd

but...

jace and clary aren’t siblings...yay?

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after reading about jace and clary being babies and falling asleep next to each other like that i’m—

i think this is the first time they’re really getting to me

well shit

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okay sorry this is so random but i feel like the jace and clary on the shadowhunters tv show eat each others’ faces when they kiss, and they’re all up in each other, but that’s just my opinion. also they’ve kissed so many times already and the whole scene where they find out they’re siblings just went by so fast and it didn’t have the same effect as it did in the book. i feel like they’re going through everything too fast. but ruelle’s songs in the background hit me in the feels

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jace and clary literally fight with each other everytime they see each other and they leave angrily and clary always says, “hE’s nEvEr sHoUtEd aT mE liKe tHat bEfOrE.” and then each time their fights get consecutively worse and more embarassing and then the next time they see each other they don’t even frEAKING APOLOGIZE PROPERLY like wow what a healthy relationship i stan.

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the lightwood household be like:

lmao this is what i do with my life at 3 am k goodnight love them