Don't You Win the Prize of Coolness

Lauren | I really like Twenty One pilots and bad jokes

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it's true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can't tell me things wouldn't be at least slightly more bearable

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posts that aged VERY well

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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[crtter]

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

[crtter]

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

[crtter]

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

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Ian Holm (September 12 1931 - June 19 2020) as Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

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There’s a kid in my congregation. I’ve been waiting for him to come out since the first time I met him. His mom and his grandma had been waiting for him to come out since he was 4. He came out this year.

Queer Eye, season 5

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This is her

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Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

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