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~Sammy~18~Aus

[pettycentral]

[mostlymadbrewing]

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

[chickenfarmersan]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[reitoeii]

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[mercymagdalena-deactivated20241]

me, seeing art and iconography of Jesus as the Good Shepherd, trying to prevent a stupid little lamb from falling off a cliff or something: haha that’s so me coded am I right

[threeture]

[mercymagdalena-deactivated20241]

you get it

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[maykitz]

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[frontmansdefender]

if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

the other species are yorkshire terriers

[starlightshadowsworld]

Read that as Yorkshire terrors and just nodded my head like yeah that checks out.

[identityarchitect]

can you fucking imagine

[elliespectacular]

it's fine, we didn't need the writings because we remember all his words

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

If you are fluent in Greek you know all his words, just not the order they went in

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage: Redemption 3x3- "The Scared Stiff Job"