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When I have Friday night plans, but also 14 episodes of Faking It lined up

When my editor sends me a message saying, “Go get something to eat and have a little rest, please.”

When I walk past a shop window wearing my blue jeans and my yellow hoodie and realise I’m dressed like a minion.

When my friend starts talking about who got kicked off Great British Bake Off and I haven’t watched it yet.

When I call a number and get a busy signal.

When I ask my mom if she’s on gchat, and she corrects me and says they are called hangouts now.

When the woman sitting next to me on the train looks at my phone and I'm doing a "Who said it? Britney Spears or Princess Ariel?" quiz.

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When you say goodbye to the person you’ve been talking to, then have to walk in the same direction as them.

When the girl next to you on the bus is painting her nails and stinking up the bus with toxins.

When you play The Black Album immediately followed by The Grey Album and your colleague asks why you're playing the same album twice.

When your ex boyfriend texts you after 10 years to tell you about his new rock band.

When my dad says that my writing is as good as David Sedaris'.

When I eat a whole box of ribs clearly labelled "Feeds two."

When my mother tells me that a glass of red wine has the same amount of calories as a donut.

5:00pm on a Tuesday.

When my boss keeps nagging me to do something that's really not that important and I'm busy with stuff that really is.

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