"A blog." -Anonymous

I wrote a story about a janitor that fucked a cyborg mosquito and it got +400 votes on the SCP Wiki

[dinodoggie]

Heres just some silly drawings commemorating the finalists of the tumblr guy contest XD

(I think they all would bond over cooking shows)

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[scrupulosity-comics]

the terror of being found by something seeking a frontier

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[fucking-relax]

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[schrodingers-fyke]

the update btw

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[permapapyrus]

MOOD!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Hello Papyrus

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[crimewave420]

[ALL] ● Deadlock Memes Out Of Context‎ [DEAD]: I love jerma AND the simpson lol

[crimewave420]

[ALL] ● Deadlock Memes Out Of Context‎ [DEAD]: Who else nostagious of when bart was young