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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

copycatgirl36

loser

homeboygirl

FUUUUUUUCK !!

nanenna

That's clearly a familiar's evil chalice, how did you get those two mixed up? Did the seller not clearly label whether it was a wizard's evil chalice or a familiar's evil chalice?

dingdongyouarewrong

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

dingdongyouarewrong

maeamian

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

maeamian

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

doubleca5t

And brother there's no place like home

hurtmitcrab

@official-boob-posts

official-boob-posts

official boob post

cephalopodvictorious

bugs is…. shrimp????

teradrama-deactivated20260513

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

mousenemy

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

coelii

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

It still hurts. It's still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it's the stupidest possible way to die.

boatgrave-deactivated20250901

mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

ballofstress9

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

moveslikekeithrichards

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

moveslikekeithrichards

any shit resonates with you people

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.