Hon-Hon Baguette

[tyaz]

If he stabbed me violently with a feral look in his face I'd get lost in his beautiful eyes

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

This is a quote from Goncherov. Everyone thinks he’s talking about Ice Pick Joe since he has two different colored eyes, but Martin Scorsese said in an exclusive interview that he’s talking about Andrey.

[tyaz]

No actually that's totally just something I said I don't know any goncharovs or 'Scorseses,' that sounds more like a spinal cord disorder

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Not the spinal cord disorder. 💀💀 (also props to you bc that quote is badass.) It just sounded very very similar to a quote from Goncherov (1973) where the main character tells his wife something about if he were to be stabbed by an unnamed “he” that he would be too distracted by his eyes to care. It’s an amazing movie you should watch it.

[tyaz]

If he stabbed me violently with a feral look in his face I'd get lost in his beautiful eyes

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

This is a quote from Goncherov. Everyone thinks he’s talking about Ice Pick Joe since he has two different colored eyes, but Martin Scorsese said in an exclusive interview that he’s talking about Andrey.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Y’all this movie is a masterpiece 🥺🥺

[just-shower-thoughts]

Undercover Boss was created to fool us into thinking that the ultra-wealthy care about workers.

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

*Jesus staring into the Undercover Boss camera while being on the cross*

“We seriously need to fire these people. Customer service sucks, 0/5 stars. Ngl another flood might cure the problem.”

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

*Jesus staring into the Undercover Boss camera from the cross*

“We seriously need to fire these people. Customer service sucks, 0/5 stars. Ngl another flood might cure the problem.”

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Anyone else spend their pool time floating like a corpse just to experience the weightlessness? no? just me? ok

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Kaz tearing up: ”That was my brother’s favorite hobby.”

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

More incorrect SOC!!

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Welcome to random incorrect SOC quotes!

[morozavos-deactivated20240422]

jesper: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one.

wylan: *cracks his knuckles*

wylan: manslaughter it is!

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

I love them so much

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Things to write papers on

what villains were actually villains and which ones needed a second chance

Why people should be allowed to have free basic healthcare and how we should get expensive health-related scholarships if we can’t afford it 

Anger vs rage

Why we should fund less stupid movies and more poetic cinema/ take polls on storylines before producers waste money on a movie that won’t work 

Compare gender stereotypes and bust them

Items that should be decomposable  

Why sleeping with stuffed animals is good for your brain

How Mr Darcy wasn’t a toxic guy and Elizabeth wasn’t madly in love from the get go

Is veganisim really good for sustainability? 

How all fashion should be sustainable.

How to establish a universal size chart for every brand of clothing

Why women aren’t sold clothing with real pockets

Morning people vs night owls, who’s more productive?

Best self defense weapon

Why Rome fell and if they existed today, would they fall again?

What the average house should look like and cost based on the average American family size and income

Baby names we should bring back and why

Are guns or swords better for peace? If only one existed, in which world would less people be injured? 

Why life skills should be taught in public schools

Basic instruction manual for new parents that don’t understand babies/how to care for them

Why do we call makeup wearing boys gay? Why is makeup only for girls? 

Why we should have more shoe size range for women. With popular designs in all sizes and the large ones not just ugly shoes made with leftovers

Which Spider-Man was the most selfless? 

Pros and cons to different social media platforms 

What so many songs are written about and why

The histories of different aesthetics

Greek vs Latin, what is easier to be fluent in?

Misconceptions most people have

How to get rid of homelessness

How many hours of sleep is really needed and when

Would the world be better as a nocturnal society? Half and half?

Why Sharpay Evens would be the best president 

US jails vs foreign ones and who has the lowest crime/least repeat offenders

Darth Vader, best or worst president? 

Do humans sleep better in lowered temperatures? If so, why?

What really makes a person attractive?

How to commit minor crimes and not get caught

How heartbreak is bad for your health

Rory’s boyfriends, ranked with pros and cons on all

How being hot and being cute are different and the different types of cute

Should new drivers should have a yearly refresher on safety?

Gas vs electric cars, which is better for the environment and wallet in the long term?

more to come

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Anyone else spend their pool time floating like a corpse just to experience the weightlessness? no? just me? ok

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Shout out to the kids whose parents wouldn't let them watch/read/play or be part of the trending/popular things, even when all or most of their friends could. just shout out to us.

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Now that Harry has a song called Daylight, someone is going to make a remix with Taylor’s Daylight and i am going to blast the crap out of it.

[mmelune]

Summer Bucket List

Wake up early to go to the farmers market for fresh produce and the bakery for pastries and bread fresh out of the oven

Make out until 2am. Hide giggles in each other’s necks and secrets in each other’s ears. Pretend we know what love is

Watch the sun rise and set

Find a big open field and stargaze with friends. Make up constellations. Blow kisses to the moon

Take naps in the hot sun. Wake up with creases on my cheeks and arms from the grass

Read, read, read

Go to a 24 hour diner in the middle of the night with friends. Eat garbage and laugh too loud

Be barefoot as much as possible

Go on long drives to nowhere with my sister. Windows down, music up

Wake up late then spend long lazy mornings at the kitchen table with good friends and multiple pots of tea

Eat fresh fruit so ripe the juice drips down my chin and arms. Smile with stained lips, touch with sticky fingers

Be happy.

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

Only the OGs remember this heartbreaking throwback

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

everyone wants to be princess Mia but I want to be Lily. She is a true queen.

“Hi I’m Lily, best friend of the future queen. I don’t like you.”

ICONIC

[academiaaestheticbutchaotic]

yeah dark academia is amazing and all, but what about

✨well-rested academia✨ or

✨mentally healthy academia✨ or

✨romanticizing sleep schedules and skincare academia✨ how come when we do “dark academia” we always forfeit sleep/hygiene/mental health/positive body admiration/and so many other things to “fit the aesthetic”. I want to see a girl who woke up at five am and baked fresh bread while sipping coffee and reading Jane Austin use #darkacademia.