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vik | local cryptid | any pronouns

[accidental-apocalypse]

Protocol is actually just us Magnus Archives fans rapidly descending into s2-Jon-levels of paranoia. Granted, just like s2 Jon, we have reason to be paranoid, but it's still hilarious to see us all collectively scaling the walls of our enclosure while frothing at the mouth over our theories.

Jonny and Alex are playing us like a cheap harmonica and I'm so here for it

[little-bastard-being]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86345136

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scott Hunter & Ilya Rozanov, Kip Grady/Scott Hunter Characters: Scott Hunter (Game Changers), Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Character Study, Coming Out, the looming presence of Russia, Gay Avenger Scott Hunter, Homophobia, The screaming and squamous horrors that is the internet, the MLH is basically the Elizabethan World View riiiight, copious literary references, oh the liminal horrors, Canon Compliant, Post-Book 2: Heated Rivalry (Game Changers), Episode: s01e06 The Cottage (Heated Rivalry) 

Summary:

But this.

Look, he wasn’t sure what he really was expecting to find, what he would learn from all this. Aside from the stupid, resilient, impossible hope that maybe everything would be alright, the irresistible unrealistic fantasy of everything being all sunshine and rainbows instead of just the confirmation of how bad professional hockey really was, from direct bigotry to the massive gaping maw of nothing, the guttural noise of silence.

It was fine. It’s fine. But mostly, it was a lot. So it took him a bit to sort through all of them—report and block the death threats, the dick pics, the assholes, leave the nice ones to reply to or just send a simple heart back in response, and move on—and so it was a couple days until he realised Rozanov had also messaged him. 41 messages by Ilya Rozanov, hitting his exposed body like gunshots, finally penetrating his armour, crawling through the tattered remains and hooking into his core.

Or; Scott Hunter vs. the world in his wake.

[accidental-apocalypse]

Go read this if you like

a) gay hockey players

b) Shakespeare references

c) the Mechanisms and/or The Magnus Archives

d) fantastic prose

e) all of the above

and let little_bastard_being bless your eyes with the most poetic rendition of Scott Hunter having anxiety you have ever read. just trust me okay. it slaps.

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[valtsv]

a lot of the rocktiz fanworks i've seen have been primarily for horny reasons, which i truly do wholeheartedly and enthusiastically support #rpfisfinestatement, and/or an exercise in "diet oc" character design headcanons, but speaking for myself i would love to see more of the body horror side of things. like not to be entirely predictable in where my interests lie, but there's so much potential for rocky acquiring a humanoid body to betray just how horrifically he's been coping since the deaths of his entire crew and extended isolation stranded in space with no expectation of ever being relieved of his sole culpability by process of elimination for failing to fix things for even a moment, let alone rescue from his silent, infinite hell. all of his eridian mannerisms that can translate into more human ones - how is he meant to watch grace sleep if he has a more typical circadian rhythm of his own that he's neglecting for that purpose? will their combined food supplies be enough to get them both back to erid if his metabolism is affected? how is he supposed to feel comfortable and safe enough to function and focus if he can't echolocate grace by his internal bodily processes and external stimuli anywhere on the ship? if rocky can't see or hear him around blind corners, how is he going to react to grace leaving or entering a room, or, hell, just being outside of his limited range of vision (a sense he isn't used to possessing besides)? - and those that can't; that this other body just isn't equipped to express, but which still require an outlet. all i'm saying is that james ortiz himself has been enthusiastically open about just how traumatised and maladjusted rocky's experiences have left him in interviews, which as far as i'm concerned is tacit permission to spare his self-insert character avatar from no less suffering in the rocky's tormentous nightmare department.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[nota1eks]

cherik week day 3: they are not normal

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[boookfreeak]

The modern usage of the personified female moon and male sun in poetry go back to the French (and therefore Romance) genders, while the actual original English (and therefore Germanic) genders were the other way around

As someone who grew up speaking both English and German, I never quite had a sense of “oh this feels correct for me and the other one just does it wrong” they’ve just both been fine on their own terms, so I like to imagine them as t4t partners in both languages respectively <3

[beardedmrbean]

[reginasphalanges]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[frankie-castle]

artist: Comew pixiv id : 3567629

Tuesday ^.^

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[buffysource]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.08 "I Robot, You Jane"

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

[ominxvs]

Evelyn O'Connell’s outfits in The Mummy (1999) 🧳👒