This Is So Flazéda...

If you're reading this give me a book recommendation.

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[rylandgraces]

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

[rylandgraces]

Sorry

[wet-floor-sign-official]

DUCKS DONT LIKE BREAD

ITS BAD FOR THEM

FEED THEM FROZEN PEAS

IM BEGGING YOU

[twilight-princess-link-official]

It’s soooo bad for their digestive systems yall please get seeds or something

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s soooo bad for their

digestive systems yall please

get seeds or something

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[talons-n-scales]

cave lion from prehistoric planet compared to neolithic cave lion art

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[sashasienna]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[jung-koook]

everybody move, the DIVA is coming 😌✨️ (cr.)

[catchymemes]

[taehyungfirst]

Oh my god???

[tall]

[catchymemes]