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Adult ✶ Minors DNI ✶ pfp by darlsdraws

[ace---hardware]

Name's Ace. Be prepared for dicks, boobs, and general horny debauchery ahead. You have been warned.

Grown man, born in '99. Married to my stinky wife. (One day she'll make a tumblr, I just gotta keep holding her at gunpoint.)

Not extremely social, even if I know you. Just how it is, so please don't take it personally if I take 80 years to respond.

I struggle with DID, but I don't really like to talk about it a whole lot. Don't use "we / us" a whole lot, but will still do so once in a while.

Only DNI is radqueers and (pro) endos.

Anti-censorship, anti-harassment, anti-ai. Pro minding my own damn business.

𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨:

AO3

Bluesky

Neocities

Pinterest

SpaceHey

𝙏𝙖𝙜𝙨:

#✦ moirails - Mutuals + friends

#✧ rotten - Posts that I want my wife to see / posts that remind me of it

#meme stash - Memes and general silly shit

#happy pile - Posts that spark joy

Dividers by: pixopix

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[lintufriikki]

i think my favorite thing about the overwatch fandom back then was how i got to participate in multiple zines (most of them were genyatta) 🥺💖 this was also the time where i started using more soft colors and shading which i still like to do now ✨

[alisa-aydin]

HMmMm

[staticnonapus]

[plushi]

my melody x tailgate doodles!

[jimbotron3000]

Some litte sketch animations I've done here and there

[youtube-privacy-union]

AI managed coffee shop is not going well, burning through 16,000 dollars, not counting the bread, which it forgot to buy

AI Put In Charge Of Café Is About To Run It Out Of Business

'Mona' is an AI agent running on Gemini who keeps ordering tomatoes for some reason

“An AI agent was given free rein to run a coffee shop in Sweden, and it’s going about as well as you’d expect.”

“Dubbed “Mona,” the Google Gemini-powered agent was given a $21,000 budget in an experiment conducted by the AI safety startup Andon Labs.

It was empowered to do everything from hire staff to place orders for goods to maintain its inventory.

Humans, meanwhile, did the actual work of catering, receiving their AI overlord’s commands through the workplace messaging platform Slack.”

“Mona had a budget of over $21,000 and blew through much of it in less than a month.

Despite taking in $5,700 in total sales since the experiment began in mid-April, it reportedly only has $5,000 left of its original budget.”

It kept failing to order bread, forcing sandwiches to be removed from the menu

It also ordered around 6,000 napkins and 3,000 gloves

And also tomatoes, despite the menu not having anything that needed those

Source

[blisszer]

Tiny TFA shattered glass soundwave. God I love this goober so much,, someone take him away from me I can’t stop

[textsfromcybertron]

(386): I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

[ooppo]

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[olympusaflame]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

stand_down.mp4

[rookofmoon]

pupbee

[transformers-spike]

If I was ovulating and Cheetor was struggling during that you could not CONTAIN me

sorry Optimus your scout will be gone for 3 days I'm draining him DRY of his cat baby batter😋😋😋😋

good luck because he's got not only insane stamina, but an ever-replenishing transfluid sack

[cheetors-wifey]

This is the opposite of a problem

except I do imagine it will not help his cocky attitude when I'm laying there fragged half to death and he's sitting there smoking a cy-gar cuz that's what he's seen in movies (or vaping. I have the horrible notion that he might vape)

[transformers-spike]

cheetor gives me the vibes of a guy who tries a doobie after sex only to start coughing his vents out and assume he's higher than he actually is

give him a normal brownie and say it has weed in it, he'll start acting all high, convinced he's blazed

[ace---hardware]

As someone who partakes regularly (it’s so nice for chronic pain holy fuck):

Cheetor would consume a single gummy and fucking ascend. You would have to burrito him in bed, set out drinks and snacks for him, and carry him everywhere. He is not making it through.

Do not give him smonks. He will die.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Lugnut VS. BW Rhinox

Who's Sexier?

Lugnut

Rhinox

Voting ended onMay 11

[tsuda-116]

旧图，但是很喜欢这个角度🥰

[muanpurr]

Full: x @Muan_PURR - https://x.com/i/status/2049592227265954287