AceTheHardwareStore

POC TRANS & QUEER PEOPLE IN THE USA YOU HAVE TO STAY ALIVE!! I LOVE YOU ♡ hey! my name is max? (or ace) (20) ● I'm bi, demiromantic, and a demiboy ● he/him𓆏 [: ● my interests rn are hermitcraft, stardew valley, and dropout.tv ● pfp: me! ● header: dimension20 ● check out my "aab art" tag! ● ask box is always open!!! • FREE PALESTINE • FUCK YOU TERFS & LGBT+ EXCLUSIONISTS!!!

[12doomed]

no homo. obviously.

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ok here goes

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ocean

[unknown-fish]

what the fub

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[theehorsepusssy]

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[maykitz]

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

all the food classification discourse is phenotype-based and no more sophisticated than ancient greek zoology.

"pizza is a flat bread with toppings baked on"?

let me guess: you define a man as a featherless biped, don't you plato?

no, we need the taxonomical model. food evolves and adapts and descends. it fills niches that cause it to diverge from its ancestors and converge with other, unrelated species. unlike most animals, food is capable of horizontal gene transfer, making taxonomical divisions less linear.

american pizza (Focaccius rotunda) is descended from an italian baked flatbread dish. deep dish pizza (F. r. patina) is a subspecies of american pizza which evolved in the american midwest. it is taxonomically unrelated to common species of casserole in the area (and casserole is not a taxonomic category but a polyphleytic grouping, much like fish and crabs)

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

"sushi is a burrito" yeah and a bat is a bird.

[unpickled-olive-deactivated2025]

hotdog is actually genetically in the ramen clade for reasons scientists don't understand yet

[cuunos]

[1938rebecca]

not feeling your best?

very gentle yoga

you feel like shit (a self care guide)

disability accessible recipes

tips for baking with brain fog

stretches made more physically accessible

adjust your posture

the nine delights

different ways to rest

in-depth self care assessment

what to do when you've had a bad day

gentle ways to get back on track

how to feel your feelings

emotions & actions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[braingoburr]

Hammer Head Sharks get startled by the bubbles most scuba gear make. So they made new gear so they could interact with the sharks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

superlative thought! keep going

[ashen-vulture]

Vultures hold their wings open in the sunlight to warm themselves. They’ll just strike this wings-open power pose in the morning in lieu of a cup of coffee. This may also serve a double function of baking away harmful bacteria from all their hard work rummaging corpses and keeping disease levels down amongst other animal populations.

Found here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/gitart/5357575400/

They eat corpses and wake up majestic and I think that’s just amazingly powerful of them.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

“t-poses for power after rummaging through corpses” sounds like a 2018 tumblr post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#DON’T TALK TO ME TILL I’VE HAD MY SOLAR POWER

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[dogpuppy]

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[crazy-brazilian]