[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[ospreyonthemoon]

Have you seen fossilised crabs. They're hilarious they literally do just

Straight up they are just fully there. Shellfish are really fun like that, i have a shrimp fossil in my collection that's like. Yeah it's just 100% a shrimp, legs and antennae and all. When your skeleton is on the outside, it means your outside fossilises really well.

[notsolonedesert]

Luigi my beautiful green man do not worry, your baddie girlfriend is on her way

Spoilers maybe?

This is a very unexpected fandom for my blog I know, but I just watched The Mario Galaxy Movie and let me tell you, I am most excited for the next one. SCREENTIME FOR MY CUTIE PIES

[acecykes-dono2]

Oh maybe Eddie will see Bobby the White

[acecykes-dono2]

Now would be a good time for Bobby the White to show up

[acecykes-dono2]

That's not Bobby. That's not her dead husband

[mamalazzer]

The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

The one where Kylo steals a baby to try and teach it the ways of the dark side.

The rest of the series is here

[deadcharactertournaments]

Worst Fake Out Death Tournament - Round 1 - Poll 19

Which fake-out death was worse?

Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: The Movie (2017))

Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars)

Voting ended onFeb 25

Vote in the other polls here

Hate towards any characters will NOT be tolerated!

I did not write the cause of fake-out death messages, they were submitted! Feel like you could say more about it? Add your own propaganda in the reblogs!

Fake-out death - spoiler warning

Twilight Sparkle

What was the fake-out death?:

She was taken away in a magical storm.

Why did the fake-out death suck so much?:

Well... obviously they're not gonna kill off the main character of their franchise aimed at 6 year old girls 🤣

Emperor Palpatine

What was the fake-out death?:

He appeared to die in Return of the Jedi (1983) only to come back in In The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Survived being thrown down a bottomless pit on an exploding space station and went into hiding for over 30 years

Why did the fake-out death suck so much?:

It was a stupid recon that made absolutely no sense whatsoever

Feels like the writers had no idea how to end the sequel trilogy

[acecykes-dono2]

with Palpatine its not the dying that is the problem. It's the fact that they brought him back. And stupidly at that

[deadcharactertournaments]

Worst Fake Out Death Tournament - Round 1 - Poll 24

Which fake-out death was worse?

Bobby Nash (9-1-1)

Merry (One Piece)

Voting ended onFeb 26

Vote in the other polls here

Hate towards any characters will NOT be tolerated!

I did not write the cause of fake-out death messages, they were submitted! Feel like you could say more about it? Add your own propaganda in the reblogs!

Fake-out death - spoiler warning

Bobby Nash

What was the fake-out death?:

Not the real death. The Fake out one with exploding car.

Why did the fake-out death suck so much?:

It lulled us into a false sense of security when he was revealed to be alive. Only to die in the next episode

Merry

What was the fake-out death?:

slashed by villain without anyone around

Why did the fake-out death suck so much?:

It was an episode end and upped the drama for what was going to happen to Kaya next time

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Leaving her would be the worst in my books. Not sure how I'd live with myself.

- Diego Armando

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Bah, I bet you have received every answer that'd make a good dramatic novel.

The worst offenders would be the husbands that never take the time help their wives or show them any love or appreciation for their hard work EXCEPT on expected holidays such as Valentines Day. I see this among fools, who treat their wives like slaves that would never leave them and they wonder why the divorce rates are as high as they are.

Your wife will be the one to love you when you are at your lowest point. So, love her as the day you first met her everyday, not just one day out of the year.

- Manfred von Karma

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Not sure why you're asking me. My wife and I tried to kill each other every day and you can guess who the victor ended up being in the end.

- Inga Karkhuul Khura'in

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Cheating on their partner by leaving them for someone else! That is the worst!

- Pearl Fey

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Cheating on their partner by leaving them for someone else! That is the worst!

- Pearl Fey

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Betray them of course.

- Klavier Gavin

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

I'm hoping to spend time with Thena.

And maybe Apollo if he doesn't have any other plans.

- Juniper Woods

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

Valentines Day? I don't think we celebrate it in Khura'in, but I hear it's a wonderful holiday for girls to give chocolates to their loved ones.

- Ahlbi Ur'gaid

[askaceattorney]

Dear Coop,

My wife and I sometimes will sometimes take a walk around the shrines of Babahl. It's quite beautiful.

- Colias Palaeno