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tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content
imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home
The funniest genre of autism discourse is when
Person A: hey, it kind of sucks that autistic people are expected to do 90% of the conversational labor in mixed social environments
Person B: actually things get so much better once you learn to do 100% of the conversational labor without resentment
Person A: That sounds worse
Person B: No you see the trick is you stop expecting reciprocity
*bangs pots and pans together*
For everyone in my reblogs and replies turning this thrift shop into an outhouse, this post is SPECIFICALLY about how almost all assimilation-oriented autism advice basically amounts to: âLearn to monitor everyone elseâs comfort constantly.â âLearn to ask questions nobody asks you back.â âLearn to perform attentiveness in the approved format.â âLearn to conceal disappointment when this is never returned.â
Not anything else. Thank you for wasting my time.
i love the fact that Homura has reset the timeloop like 100 times and lived through meeting Madoka like 100 times and she never figured out how to not be a freak when meeting Madoka she just makes it weirder every time
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tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content
in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches
it's me and my two sources on medieval strap-ons against the world
Right, so.
Source One is Burchard of Worms' Decretum, Book XIX. The Decretum was a collection of canon laws compiled in the early half of the 11th Century. Book XIX, or The Corrector, was a penitential: basically a guidebook for confessors. Here's a sin, have u done it, here's your penance.
One of the questions for women was, essentially, "Did you make a dildo, strap it to yourself and fuck someone with it?". The original text is in Latin, and there's a few translations floating around of what it said. Here's one, which I spent the past three days looking for, because I wanted a direct source:
Have you done what women are wont to do: to make a certain device in the form of a male member to the measure of your will, and to tie it to your own or another woman's genitals with some ties, and commit fornication with other women, or others with the same instrument, or with another with you? - Translated from Latin, taken from "Die Bussordnungen der abendländischen Kirche nebst einer rechtsgeschichtichen Einleitung", F. W. H Wasserschleben
Pretty cut and dry re: the use of strap-ons. And dildos, because the next question is "and did you use this device on yourself?"
The second source is from the trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer, specifically Female Sodomy: The Trial of Katherina Hetzeldorfer (1477) by Helmut Puff, which has an analysis of the trial as well as a translation of the trial texts.
Katherina is the first recorded woman to be executed for homosexuality. There's a lot to be said about her and the way she performed gender but what I'm interested in today is the strap. So, from the court text itself:
...She made an instrument with a red piece of leather, at the front filled with cotton, and a wooden stick stuck into it, and made a hole through the wooden stick, put a string through, and tied it round; and therewith she had her roguery with the two women...
And there we go! Two sources about people in medieval times using strap-ons, one from around 1020 and one from 1477.
I'm sorry but I'm rereblogging this because I just saw that it said women are "wont to do" this. Like there was a lesbian plague or something. Like you couldn't leave your wife at home alone for too long or she'd get bored and fuck your sister. Or your sister would fuck HER. Because women are wont to do this.
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
I love that even city council is like "we're not fucking narcs, we have no idea who that guy beating the shit out of him is." Extremely hobbified behavior.
*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this
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Big fan of calling male characters babygirls but I think we should start calling female characters babyboys too
Iâve seen people on here rail separately against calling male characters babygirls and calling female characters little guys, and while I think theyâve correctly identified a problem (âgirlâ has sexual or demeaning or childish connotations while âguyâ is an example of masculine-as-neutral-default) I donât think the answer is to get more essentialist in our language use but rather to freak it up more. heâs just a little gal. sheâs my sweet baby boy. sheâs my boyfriend. heâs my special girlie. sheâs my beautiful husband.
Incredible work simultaneously blaming trans men for their own need to join teams that donât align with their identity (or else end their careers entirely) while reaffirming the sexist structure of sports but like, wokely. I agree this and all âwomenâs teamsâ should sign trans women but like what are we doing here. Why are we acting like this is some kind of unforgivable misogynistic act that poor wombyn are going to be FORCED to play with a MAN (no itâs ok heâs trans so itâs actually super affirming to say that!!!) and not like. Focus on how it sucks that trans athletes have to make these kinds of choices. Wait I know why itâs bc hating transmasculine ppl is considered cool right now
fascinating that trans men being barred from mens sports and having to either participate in women's or not participate at all is considered a privilege that we have over trans women and not fucking transphobia. more proof that they dont view us as trans
also trans men who play on womens sports cant take testosterone, meaning that they cant transition in a way that most trans men want or need to. and trans men on t also typically cant play on mens sports. so not only are trans men often forced to either play on womens teams or not at all, but if they play on womens theyre barred from medical transition. real trans male privilege huh
Does anyone else remember Mack Beggs, the trans guy wrestler who was forced to compete in his high schoolâs girls team and the only people mad about it were transphobes while the rest of us understood he would rather have been on the boyâs team? Why is it back then we could understand âoh, heâs on the girls team because he has no other choiceâ but now itâs âwhy is this MAN on the WOMENâS team? Clearly heâs stealing a spot meant for a trans woman!â Or uh. Or he wants to play soccer. And heâs a trans man. And heâs not allowed on the menâs team. Because the United Soccer Leagueâs rules state you have to join the team that corresponds to your assigned sex at birth.
Also if you read any statements made by Isaac Ranson himself, youâd know heâs not okay with being misgendered and that he researched the team to see if they would be accepting of him as a man before signing on. On Minnesota Auroraâs website they explicitly say theyâre for âwomen, girls, and gender expansive peopleâ and have the phrase âtrans women are womenâ clearly on there. When the coach is quoted talking about Isaac she clearly uses he/him pronouns for him. This is a team who is actively trying to support a trans man not because they think heâs a woman and wouldnât let a trans woman on if they could, but because theyâre trans inclusive and stuck working within a shitty transphobic system just like he is.
Would I prefer he be on the menâs team? Absolutely. But the blame lies with the USL. Not him. Not Aurora. You donât have to be a sports fan to understand this.
the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone
adult life is truly just thinking âI NEED TO CLEANâ while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
adult life is truly just thinking âI NEED TO CLEANâ while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline